Why Britain is in the shit.

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  1. The population of this country is approximately 60 million.


    32 million are retired.

    That leaves 28 million to do the work..

    There are 17 million in school or at Universities.

    Which leaves 11 million to do the work.

    Of this there are 8 million employed by the UK government.

    Leaving 3 million to do the work.

    1.2 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
    Bin-Laden, and fighting in Afghanistan

    Which leaves 1.8 million to do the work.

    Take from that total the 0.8 million people who work for Local County
    Councils. And that leaves 1 million to do the work.

    At any given time there are 488,000 people in hospitals or claiming
    Invalidity Benefit.

    Leaving 512,000 to do the work.

    Now, there are 511,998 people in prisons.

    That leaves just two people to do the work.

    You and me.

    And there you are, sitting on your arse, at your computer, reading jokes.

    Is it any wonder that we are in such a mess and that I am stressed out
    through trying to cope on my own?
     
  2. And I'm soon to join the majority of 32m....
    Sorry shippers....you'll be all by yourself soon!! ;)
     
  3. "1.2 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
    Bin-Laden, and fighting in Afghanistan"

    Blimey, that's more than The Treasury thinks. Is there something the MOD isn't telling us?
     
  4. It's probably a doctored yank email
     

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