A FEW OF LIFE'S UNANSWERED QUESTIONS ** Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? ** Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? ** Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? ** Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? ** Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? ** Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? ** Why is a boxing ring square? ** Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? ** Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? ** Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? ** Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? ** Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? ** Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? ** Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand? ** Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? ** Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary? ** Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? ** Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? ** You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? ** Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? ** Can fat people go skinny-dipping? ** Why do you need a driver's license to buy alchoal when you can't drink and drive?