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    ** Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
    ** Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
    ** Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
    ** Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
    ** Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
    ** Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
    ** Why is a boxing ring square?
    ** Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
    ** Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
    ** Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
    ** Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
    ** Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
    ** Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
    ** Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?
    ** Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
    ** Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
    ** Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
    ** Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
    ** You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes?
    ** Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
    ** Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
    ** Why do you need a driver's license to buy alchoal when you can't drink and drive?
  2. Don't know lol
  3. Q - Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

    A - To stop the mother in law from getting out
  4. :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
  5. WHY............. why do you need to know these things..........!!!!!!!!!!
    the simple answer ....... if you were female you'd know :twisted: :twisted:
  6. I'm not female but can answer at least half the questions......if I could be arsed to type the answers.
  7. hey cool tell me then..........i'd be interested to know...
  8. How does the man who drives the snow plough get to work?
  9. The 1st hand (not that you ever call it that) indicates hours, the 2nd hand indicates minutes and the 3rd hand indicates SECONDS.
  10. Really?! Cheers! :wink: :razz: :twisted:
  11. Some one had to bite, I figured it may as well be me.

  12. :lol:
    Tell AFJ I am still trying to work out who he is. WE by chance?
  13. AFJ will reply to you shortly. He may be WE!!!!! :lol:
  14. That really narrows it down, there aren't many from my entry left!
  15. My bed was between Dowling and Spence

    Can you get it now?? :?:

    I've also been in touch with the BIG Cornish man.............(I'm up your all up)

    He is up for something :twisted:
  16. Now this is testing my memory! I will get it though, hows is Chucka?
  17. He is living the dream in Torpoint
  18. Sweet, right, I have got our side of the mess, rob, me, fatty burthum from bacuo, saiful, pepsi, craig, you, spencoid. Is that right?
  19. So far so good...................

    Then Dusty, and Thrush i think
  20. AFJ, AFJ, who the fcuk is AFJ? They seak him here, they seak him there, they seak AFJ everywhere.


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