Who's friend is this?

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by rosinacarley, Aug 14, 2007.

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  1. Norman?

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  2. Norman's daughter with the briefs

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  3. Hig?

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  4. Someone else?

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    I am ashamed to say that this little creature is the only friend of a member of RR.

    No names, no pack drill.
     
  2. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Is it illegal to get a crippled bird drunk on cheap vodka?!
     
  3. Now where did you get the piccy of Norms offspring from?
     
  4. I've bashed uglies with a crippled girl I got drunk on cheap vodka.. will i go to jail?
     
  5. If it's a French bird, it must be Higs'.... o_O
     
  6. When will the answer be revealed? One thing I noticed in the phot- COCONUT?????? what is that all about it's a bit of an exotic bird isn't it!
     
  7. The difference between Rosina and a Coconut is


    You can get a drink out of a Coconut :)

    Jack McHammocklashing RO9
     

  8. Nice one LOL
     
  9. Ha ha, you funny man!" Not. :x

    I could not possibly reveal my source, that person would have to come forward in their own time.
     
  10. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    SPO??
     
  11. I know but I aint saying until he confesses himself
     
  12. I have it on very good authority Rosy that the anonymous individual in question has sunk to the depths of trawling myspace and msn looking for sad older women who will be desperate enough not to resist his advances


    :love7:
     
  13. Thats all the women on here sorted then. - Brigham runs for cover. :)
     

  14. Too late mate :)


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  15. I am a fast runner GR, honest I am. :)
     
  16. No you're not, you are small and round. You might roll fast though!!

    PS still love you Brigs, and if you pop by today we have large packets of broken chocolate biscuits in lieu of jaffa cakes?
     
  17. Why are their lanyards secured to their wrists??? Is it to stop them flying off the handle??? :biggrin:
     
  18. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Please meet my mate Joe the chicken (cf Joe Mangle, 'cos he's got a mangled right foot). His Mum was killed in the recent cull and his two sisters have deserted him, so we have adopted him as our pet.

    He comes to see us every day for some oats, then goes off to play with all the other chicks when we go off to work, then comes running (as fast as his mangled leg wil carry him) when he sees us coming back. He regularly joins us for BBQs (not as the main course, yet!) and at night when he gets tired he hops on our knees or shoulders. Sometimes he gets into the rooms and sleeps on the couch until the following morning.

    Will post more Joe Updates as they happen!

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