Who on Earth would Donk this?

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  1. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    I've done much worst. I'm thinking about putting her in the "women that need a good seeing too" thread.

  2. Wits even for a submariner this is one depth too far?
  3. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    You obviously have been big time walting about service in the RN, sure you weren't in the crabs? :-D

  4. Any hole is a goal. Paper bags might come in handy. One for her and one for me in case her's comes off.
    Never look at the mantle peice while you're stoking the fire.
  5. :-D But I still wouldn't donk that, best left to the sub surface fleet masters in the "anything between nine and ninety, excluding poultry".
  6. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    Nothing wrong with that,,,,,,,,when did poultry go off limits?
  7. What, again?
  8. Fcuking essence. What's the matter with you lot?
  9. I'm not saying I'd blow the bloke who broke her in, but I er, sniff, sniff, wouldn't er be adverse to a little afternoon delight with her.:winkrazz:
    I'd fuck her at dinner time as well.:toothy3:
  10. That's me fucked then.

    Or rather, not fucked.
  11. Suppose you are telling us you never shagged a "Game Bird":winkrazz:

    Edited to ask, do you stick to old crows?
  12. Some of them have been very gamey.

    But of course.
  13. If it helps, I'd do her. She's divs compared to some of the things I've woken up next to...bloody alcohol :evil:
  14. Not the coxn by any chance was it?
  15. That means twice in one day ... tsk tsk .... at your age ...
  16. Poofs. I'd smash it.

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  17. Bollocks, rumbled!!!!!!!!!!
  18. Yes I did try to draw it to the attention of the masses before

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  19. Wrecker L was unable to comment as he was feeling a little horse.

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