Who is jack Schitt?

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  1. brazenhussy

    brazenhussy Supporters - GCM

    For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
    Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
    In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
    Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
    Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
    Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
    Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
    Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

  2. UncleAlbert

    UncleAlbert War Hero

    No schitt......??!!!

  3. dondon

    dondon New member

    PMSL , that is brilliant "BH" , :thumright: :thumright:
  4. dondon

    dondon New member

    What happened to fuck schitt .
  5. tommo

    tommo War Hero

    Oldie but goodie not heard this in about 2 years
  6. josiecats

    josiecats New member

    or his brother dumb schitt
  7. Patriot_Paul

    Patriot_Paul New member

    While I was in the Mob,I was acquanted(often)with one of their long lost cousins,a certain Inda Schitt.It was usually on formal occassions requiring the wearing of a hat ^~
  8. rod-gearing

    rod-gearing War Hero

    When it hits the fan not forgetting Eva Schitt
  9. brazenhussy

    brazenhussy Supporters - GCM

    or even pila!
  10. dondon

    dondon New member

    Hi "josie" , holy schitt , hows it going .
  11. dondon

    dondon New member

    Just gets better and better , "Smellsa"
  12. dondon

    dondon New member

  13. josiecats

    josiecats New member

    Givsa ...........
  14. onions

    onions Supporters - GCM


    Keep Striving
  15. lsadirty

    lsadirty War Hero

    Anyone remember the Italian USN side of the family, whose sea stories always started "Dissa is No Schitt ?"
  16. Yorkie_S/M

    Yorkie_S/M New member

    Needa and the giant Inbig.
  17. One_Eyed_Willy

    One_Eyed_Willy New member

    Isnt there a Talkin Schit too?

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