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Who here carries a weapon in their car?

Nails

Banned
Serious question. Who carries a makeshift weapon in their motor? I do. Just incase I get into a road rage feud and it gets vioelnt, I wanna be tooled if you get me.

I used to carry a hammer in my glove box but it was obvious what it was for if I got pulled. Now I carry a baseball bat with nails through it and a baseball just so that if I'm pulled I can say I'm going for a game of baseball. I remember when this old bloke was trying to reverse out of this space on asda car park and couldn't see because he was old and useless, he nearly hit my car so I got out and smashed his windows with the bat.

What weapon do you have in your car? And have you ever used it?
 

R077

MIA
I actually carry a M40A1 (just about a M40A1- I modified the magazine for capacity from an existing custom R700) with a spot-welded red dot on the irons and the barrel cut down by 7 inches. The barrel's been grooved for sport as per the 'bullpup' [sic] style of the shorter R700 to off-set the stability/accuracy of cutting the barrel for making it compact. My mate (who's also a Ninja by trade) will frequently rise out of the sun roof with it when we go hunting in Codger country :wink:
 

jesse

War Hero
Seriously;- I do but I use my brain nothing that cannot be explained away as a bona fide item. I'm a strong believer in the old saying "Sooner judged by twelve than carried by six;- anytime!" First time I've ever bitten to a Nails poat.
 

WhizzbangDai

War Hero
I hide an NLAW under the boot floor - I feel it necessary, that if someone has taken issue with my driving, I merely send them an 84mm pointy headed explosive messenger of death to put my point across.
 

dunkers

War Hero
You can't go wrong with a GPMG. Cheap and effective; ideal for those who do not do things by half measures.
 

babystew

Lantern Swinger
of course we all play baseball with a bat with nails through it. the filth will never suspect otherwise.
(I used to carry a hammer in my glove box but it was obvious what it was for if I got pulled. Now I carry a baseball bat with nails through it and a baseball just so that if I'm pulled I can say I'm going for a game of baseball.)
what a ********.
 

Rumrat

War Hero
When I go out I am never on my own so do not need weapons.

Sammy my friend protects me and he would be almost impossible for anyone to better, or beat.
You see Sammy is invisible and no one can hurt him as they cannot see him. 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O :D
 

SONAR-BENDER

War Hero
jesse said:
Seriously;- I do but I use my brain nothing that cannot be explained away as a bona fide item. I'm a strong believer in the old saying "Sooner judged by twelve than carried by six;- anytime!" First time I've ever bitten to a Nails poat.

Ditto! :lol:
With all the psycos (and Nails!) on the roads these days, as an ex Boy Scout, 'Be Prepared?!!

I have a can of de-icer - it fires a strong, single jet of very stingy liquid and could be aimed at the eyes, if so needed. There is also a can of CS gas in the car, perfectly easy to buy in France where it is legal. Sadly I'm not in France, but hey ho!
There are plenty of innocent items that could be utilised, as long as you have thought about it beforehand. No good looking round and thinking about it when the poo has been distributed by the fan!

Do not go carrying a blade in thecar without a VERY good reason, as all Plods will be less than impressed if they find that!
 

seafarer1939

War Hero
Anyone looking at the wife generally gets the message,seriously though,I carry a knife because I want to be able to cut the seat belt in a fire or crash.
It's legal as it came as a car tool from Halfords.
Blade is about 3" so it must be OK to keep in the car,at least I hope so.
 
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