Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by chaffed_and_tender, Dec 10, 2009.

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  1. Gentlemen, this is a no-shitter. Unless I get my hands on 12.85 by 00:30, I'm going to have to suck off the pizza delivery bloke. Again. Rashly, I've commissioned goods and services without checking I have sufficient specie or other monetary instruments to close the transaction.
    Cut loose, cnuts. The delivery 'boy' is a mule-hung Kosovar war-crimnal who promised that he would 'use me like a women' the next time I punked out on the bill...
  2. I'll pay for mobile phone footage of you sucking him off.
  3. I guess that will be on redtube within minutes mate
  4. Fcukin hell your chance to multi task. Don't get confused though, its the pizza you swallow. 8O :wink:
  5. Todays a the day :wink:
    Your Forum name comes true. :roll: :oops:
  6. Indeed, sh1tlips. If you'd chipped into the kitty instead of making smart arrse remarks, I might've avoided being turned between centres by the Perfect Pizza 'residential services team leader' and his mate Ali.
  7. Fcukin hell send us the cd.
    Was the pizza tasty? 8O

    You're a lucky b*stard, all we've got is Domino's.
  8. Dominos Pizza not good enough then? You may as well have ordered the whole menu - at least the double teaming would have been worth it.

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