Whinging terrorists

#6

TeeCeeCee

Lantern Swinger
#7
I wanna volnteer for this:

http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNe...orocco_090206/20090206?hub=TopStories&s_name=

"Mohamed said they.... flew him to Morocco in a Gulfstream jet, "subjected him to loud rock music non-stop and doped him" while this Sara bird is threatening him with rape. They also 'hung him up by his wrists for a week, beat him with a leather strap and at one stage pressed a semi-automatic rifle into his chest.'

Jeez, where do I sigh up? While I'm not into the sadomachistic bit, I'm fair game for the bird talking dirty in my ear and the drugs, the music and any holidays in the hot climes via private jet!

;-)
 
#8
Shite, reminds me of my first week in Cornwallis (only it was Disco...and that hurt, and the female was part of the Peri staff, what a fecking dragon)....talk about getting soft, these terrorists don't know how lucky they are....... 8)
 
#12
I can now reveal that my name is really Achmed and I am here to spy on Rum Ration in the name of my islamic brothers. I will never talk...even if some white woman ties me up, shows me porn and performs horrible, indecent sexual acts upon my body....not even if she brings along her sister to increase my torment... or her mother to ratchet the pain up even further....

Please, please dont tell her where to find me, or that I live in Sydney, or that I can be found every day at 1000 sitting on the third seat from the south end of Central railway station.... or that I will be wearing a flying helmet and holding a stick of wet celery...
 
#13
Jack77 said:
I can now reveal that my name is really Achmed and I am here to spy on Rum Ration in the name of my islamic brothers. I will never talk...even if some white woman ties me up, shows me porn and performs horrible, indecent sexual acts upon my body....not even if she brings along her sister to increase my torment... or her mother to ratchet the pain up even further....

Please, please dont tell her where to find me, or that I live in Sydney, or that I can be found every day at 1000 sitting on the third seat from the south end of Central railway station.... or that I will be wearing a flying helmet and holding a stick of wet celery...
Geez mate thanks for the heads up...glad am in Cairns! 8O
 

buggerit84

Lantern Swinger
#18
I think the septics have got this torture malarky all wrong and are putting far too much effort in it. All they need to do is slap a couple of rashers of bacon on them, hold a gun to their head and tell them that they'll die unclean and won't get their 72 virgins in paradise if they don't talk. Much easier!
 
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