During my little sojourn into the realms of fruitcake creek, I did have the occasional (medicine permitting) glimpse at the goings on in RR. One post I remember in particular was someones issues with Betty Swollocks, and how to avoid getting them. Washing them is the first idea that sprung to mind directly after chopping them off (I was being silly), but failing that another good tip is to have a willing companion (preferably female) unless gay or desperate, who intermittently can give them a good slobbering on and then lick them clean. I have been known in my youth to find this service at the side of the road they being called hitch hikers, but this is not a dependant service as when they prove unwilling then maskers to stop the screaming is counter productive to the point of pickup. Stunning them slightly with the nearside wing can be tricky but is possible if the flick is applied at a concise point of contact otherwise it just adds to the growing amount of road kill littering our roads and motorways. Failing this buy a packet of baby wipes and try and locate your own nuts. Its all a load of bollocks anyway. Either way good luck.