Which sword to go for?

[Merman]

Yeah. They need to get with the times.

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[alfred_the_great]

Tin Trousers on FB is advertising a sword for £500.


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[SARKING]

My money has been wasted! New pointy toy inbound.

Went for a v good condition second hand wilkinson.

You'll have someones eye out with that if You'r not careful...

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[Sumo]

You'll have someones eye out with that if You'r not careful..

At least he can use it for shaving

 

[BreathingOutOnTheWayUp]

SPOOKY OR WHAT?

SARKING,
You'll have someones eye out with that if You're not careful...

...then this post popped up and, ermm, caught my eye:


Edward-t
Question about eye surgery
Started by Edward-t Yesterday at 2:55 PM

 

[Bunts59]

BOOTWU - excellent! It isn't only me that thinks he is a wee bit up his own bottom then? Should make a cracking orifice!

Surely if he is up his own bottom his sword should be a Pork one