Which of the following

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Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job?
A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but
you just can't beat a blow job.

Q: How can you tell if a valentine card is from a leper?
A: The tongue's still in the envelope.

Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?
A. Bingo!

Q: Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?
A: She knows she's given her last blow job.

Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
A: Cough, gag, choke, etc.

Q: What did One gay sperm say to another?
A: How do we find an egg in all of this s***?

Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?

Q. What's the definition of Trust?
A. Two cannibals giving each other a blow job.

Q. How do you find a blonde in long grass?
A. Pleasing!

Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?
A. Bingo!

Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same
day in Iraq?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

Q: What do you get if you cross a Hell's Angel with a Jehovah's Witness?
A: Some one who knocks on your door on a Sunday morning and tells YOU to
* off!
 

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