Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job. Q: How can you tell if a valentine card is from a leper? A: The tongue's still in the envelope. Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies? A. Bingo! Q: Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? A: She knows she's given her last blow job. Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? A: Cough, gag, choke, etc. Q: What did One gay sperm say to another? A: How do we find an egg in all of this s***? Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it? Q. What's the definition of Trust? A. Two cannibals giving each other a blow job. Q. How do you find a blonde in long grass? A. Pleasing! Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies? A. Bingo! Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq? A: They don't want to wear out the camel. Q: What do you get if you cross a Hell's Angel with a Jehovah's Witness? A: Some one who knocks on your door on a Sunday morning and tells YOU to * off!