Which is true?

#1
I recently had to do some management shite leadership course thing.

At the beginning of the course we had to say three things about ourselves only one of which was true. The other participants then had to guess which one was not a lie. The course was shite but the game was quite fun.

Here are mine:

A) My aunt once pissed on Pavarotti's lap.
B) I ran the London Marathon in drag.
C) I am Jewish.
 
#2
If you'd said you pissed on Pavarotti's lap I'd have believed it but not so sure about your aunt.
A feck it I'll go with that anway...your aunt once pissed on Pavarotti's lap.
 

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#3
2_deck_dash said:
I recently had to do some management shite leadership course thing.

At the beginning of the course we had to say three things about ourselves only one of which was true. The other participants then had to guess which one was not a lie. The course was shite but the game was quite fun.

Here are mine:

A) My aunt once pissed on Pavarotti's lap.
B) I ran the London Marathon in drag.
C) I am Jewish.
Your a Red Sea Pedestrian!!
 
#4
i can get £2.50 in 5 pence pieces in my foreskin
didnt do any rectification work at all for last 6 months on 801 before disbanding - penned the lot
have used wifes vibrator on my balls whilst wanking
 
#5
K640 said:
If you'd said you pissed on Pavarotti's lap I'd have believed it but not so sure about your aunt.
A feck it I'll go with that anway...your aunt once pissed on Pavarotti's lap.
Correct. She was only a toddler at the time and was sat on his lap.
 
#6
shag_shacker said:
i can get £2.50 in 5 pence pieces in my foreskin
didnt do any rectification work at all for last 6 months on 801 before disbanding - penned the lot
have used wifes vibrator on my balls whilst wanking
I'm gonna say they are all true.
 
#7
2_deck_dash said:
shag_shacker said:
i can get £2.50 in 5 pence pieces in my foreskin
didnt do any rectification work at all for last 6 months on 801 before disbanding - penned the lot
have used wifes vibrator on my balls whilst wanking
I'm gonna say they are all true.
nope

2.50 is correct
801 is incorrect - it was the last year - how nothing crashed buggered i know
wifey play toy was incorrect until 2 minutes ago - god that felt good
 
#8
I believe the answer is A

Here are mine

A) I am a distant relative to Ben Elton
B) I travelled from Barrow to Amsterdam via ferry from Newcastle in drag.
C) I only have 1 bollock
 
#9
seenoffteefcuk said:
I believe the answer is A

Here are mine

A) I am a distant relative to Ben Elton
B) I travelled from Barrow to Amsterdam via ferry from Newcastle in drag.
C) I only have 1 bollock
Since you are a stoker, I find B highly believable.
 
#10
Three more from me:

A) My Father accidentally shot me with an air rifle when I was 14.
B) My Brother-in-law is an Earl.
C) I have never been to Liverpool.
 
#13
2_deck_dash said:
Three more from me:

A) My Father accidentally shot me with an air rifle when I was 14.
B) My Brother-in-law is an Earl.
C) I have never been to Liverpool.
Given that you're a bit posh, B seems distinctly possible ......
 
#14
soleil said:
2_deck_dash said:
Three more from me:

A) My Father accidentally shot me with an air rifle when I was 14.
B) My Brother-in-law is an Earl.
C) I have never been to Liverpool.
Given that you're a bit posh, B seems distinctly possible ......
Moi?

Posh?

I'm as common as dog shit.

But yes you are corrrect. :lol:
 
#15
1. I once put a friends flacid member in my mouth for a laugh
2. I played football with former Arsenal and Pompey player David Hillier (most famous for pilfering luggage at Heathrow than football ability)
3. I once skiffed a butter knife of the opposition after a game of Rugby and watched them ALL use it.
 
#16
witsend said:
1. I have 3 nipples?
2. I once got a knockback in the four floors?
3. I will be supporting England during the summer?
1?

As I'm guessing there is more chance of my arse hole sealing up than you backing England in the world cup?
 
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