Where was the oddest place you ever got lucky?

#62
morsehorse said:
Rumrat said:
morsehorse said:
The ships company of the old Ark Royal lol
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The OLD ark eh?
Who did you shag? Noah or his sons?
Please don't tell me the animals as well. :x 8O :D :wink:
Even I am not that old Rummers!!
MH
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Hello morehorse, have you heard from Chris (Oggy) lately, if you do ask him to drop me a quick Email please.
Cheers Steve.
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#63
Just trying to inject a few anecdotes here and there instead of the general run of things.
Dropped in some subjects that I thought was interesting, but it is what it is.
I'm always interested to hear about how others got on and swap stories.
Seems not,don't want to hurt your poor head.
I'll just leave the group now then, a lot gave me a good laugh.
Best wishes to all for the future.
 
#64
seafarer1939 said:
Just trying to inject a few anecdotes here and there instead of the general run of things.
Dropped in some subjects that I thought was interesting, but it is what it is.
I'm always interested to hear about how others got on and swap stories.
Seems not,don't want to hurt your poor head.
I'll just leave the group now then, a lot gave me a good laugh.
Best wishes to all for the future.
Sorry to see you go. Best of luck shipmate.
 

Blackrat

War Hero
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Book Reviewer
#65
Stringfellows with a lapdancer. I asked her in the alleyway around the back if the cotton pad i was holding smelt of chloroform. The rest is history.
 
#66
seafarer1939 said:
Just trying to inject a few anecdotes here and there instead of the general run of things.
Dropped in some subjects that I thought was interesting, but it is what it is.
I'm always interested to hear about how others got on and swap stories.
Seems not,don't want to hurt your poor head.
I'll just leave the group now then, a lot gave me a good laugh.
Best wishes to all for the future.
FFS - How round-shouldered can you get? There are 10,000 members on Rum Ration and you have given one of them a headache. Big deal.

I know Jolly Jack loves being a Prima Donna but this is ridiculous. Jump out of your pram sharpish and throw your toys back in before anyone else notices.

RM
 
#67
seafarer1939:Just trying to inject a few anecdotes here and there instead of the general run of things.
Dropped in some subjects that I thought was interesting, but it is what it is.
I'm always interested to hear about how others got on and swap stories.
Seems not,don't want to hurt your poor head.
I'll just leave the group now then, a lot gave me a good laugh.
Best wishes to all for the future.
SF1939

We cannot afford to lose a Blackpool-Organ-playing, Homer-reading, Casino Damaging, History Buff just because a certain Serge-Peppa-Pig had to poke his oar in at the wrong time of the month!

Besides, where else can we get the opportunity to bite back and even 'Rile-a-Reggie' from the safety and comfort of our own Commode?

Hang on in here!

Serge-Peppa-Pig - Shame on you :evil:



PS My £20 note was found at Grosvenor Casino, Osborne Rd, Southsea.
(Roger the Waiter has long since gone but a lovely Philipino Lass called Josey is doing a fine job in his stead.)
 
#69
Rodgersthecabinboy said:
Well, mine was a good few years back on the top upper weather deck of the Oriana, one warm dark night in mid Atlantic.
This was no Now Voyager scene. Dont ask for the stars,when we have the moon bullshite.There was me waiting on the green light, when this little lady just comes straight out with the words that I will take to the grave.
"If it helps, I have no knickers on".!!boom, boom, fantastic.
I can never look at those P&O adverts now without a smile or is it a smirk coming on.
Still I think the skipper had it all on cctv and sold the video to the crew, as I was being offered extre large portions in the dinning room for the rest of the voyage, you just can't trust those yellow funnel cnuts, anything to make a few bob.
What a sweet story and such a nice ending. Shame that only one of you managed to get a large portion though. :bball:

RM
 
#71
seafarer1939 said:
Just trying to inject a few anecdotes here and there instead of the general run of things.
Dropped in some subjects that I thought was interesting, but it is what it is.
I'm always interested to hear about how others got on and swap stories.
Seems not,don't want to hurt your poor head.
I'll just leave the group now then, a lot gave me a good laugh.
Best wishes to all for the future.
DO NOT leave because of the crusher seafarer, stick around and continue to post yer dit's.
 
#72
stirling said:
seafarer1939 said:
Just trying to inject a few anecdotes here and there instead of the general run of things.
Dropped in some subjects that I thought was interesting, but it is what it is.
I'm always interested to hear about how others got on and swap stories.
Seems not,don't want to hurt your poor head.
I'll just leave the group now then, a lot gave me a good laugh.
Best wishes to all for the future.
DO NOT leave because of the crusher seafarer, stick around and continue to post yer dit's.
:thumbup: What Stirling said
 
#73
Rumrat said:
stirling said:
seafarer1939 said:
Just trying to inject a few anecdotes here and there instead of the general run of things.
Dropped in some subjects that I thought was interesting, but it is what it is.
I'm always interested to hear about how others got on and swap stories.
Seems not,don't want to hurt your poor head.
I'll just leave the group now then, a lot gave me a good laugh.
Best wishes to all for the future.
DO NOT leave because of the crusher seafarer, stick around and continue to post yer dit's.
:thumbup: What Stirling said
Agree with Rummers, remember, crushers get a headache reading Janet and John :wink:
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
#76
Rumrat: If only! P-F is a babe! But why would a Regulator be in a library, FFS?! :lol: Anyway, regrettably I never worked at Cochrane as a Regulator; the last time I was there I was a Ship's Painter in LRG, doing dodgy deals with DF cigarettes and getting royally pished in The Lion Club... :thumbleft:

Seafarer: I posted my comment in accordance with the rules of Lil's - if you can't take a bit of mild ribbing, then perhaps you should sit down, take a deep breath and have a sippers of your beer. Then realise it means very little, and continue to post here in the manner to which we have become accustomed.

Rather than throw a dramatic hissy fit and stomp out like a spoiled little sprog... :roll: :wink:
 

Redsailor

Lantern Swinger
#77
In a rickshaw outside the Smuggler's Inn in Durban with an ugly Yarpie bird but she had tits that made Dolly Parton look countersunk. She was obviously as desperate as I was at closing time. Had to pay the Zulu driver a couple of rand for use of his conveyance after though as he was far too big to argue with LOL.

Red Sailor
 
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