Where the 'F' were You

NotmeChief · Jan 20, 2010

This girl was at your house ten minutes ago, where the fcuk were you.

seenoffteefcuk · Jan 20, 2010

Bollock deep with her better looking twin sister while her mum was giving me a ring dhobi.

2_deck_dash · Jan 20, 2010

Smashing something that didn't smell of fox piss and wasn't devoid of a soul.

WreckerL · Jan 20, 2010

Working my way down the queue to get to her, the impatient cow

daffy1 · Jan 20, 2010

I was on the phone to Barclays talking to some bloke that did not speak a work of English.

Joint_Force_Harrier · Jan 20, 2010

I was airbrushing the bitch afore she came round. She looked like Kathy Burke before I carried out the BFS!!!

Haggis_Catcher · Jan 20, 2010

i was trying to find some stilsons

sgtpepperband · Jan 20, 2010

Nah, Christina Hendricks ("Mad Men") is much nicer...

:salut:

Joint_Force_Harrier · Jan 20, 2010

On my compter she has got an avert for a Royal Watch across her chest, does this mean Kilick and Two?

Blackrat · Jan 20, 2010

Where was i? Lying flat on my back while Kate Beckinsale was grinding her mons pubis into my face.

Backpacker1uk · Jan 20, 2010

Digging in spent mushroom compost on the allotment to please my beautiful wife who wishes this year to win the onion and garlic trophy

Dazza · Jan 20, 2010

Splicing a bell rope! Much more interesting!!

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