Where the 'F' were You

[NotmeChief]

This girl was at your house ten minutes ago, where the fcuk were you.

 

[seenoffteefcuk]

Bollock deep with her better looking twin sister while her mum was giving me a ring dhobi.

 

[2_deck_dash]

Smashing something that didn't smell of fox piss and wasn't devoid of a soul.

 

[WreckerL]

Working my way down the queue to get to her, the impatient cow

 

[daffy1]

I was on the phone to Barclays talking to some bloke that did not speak a work of English.

 

[Joint_Force_Harrier]

I was airbrushing the bitch afore she came round. She looked like Kathy Burke before I carried out the BFS!!!

 

[Haggis_Catcher]

i was trying to find some stilsons

 

[sgtpepperband]

Nah, Christina Hendricks ("Mad Men") is much nicer...

:salut:

 

[Joint_Force_Harrier]

On my compter she has got an avert for a Royal Watch across her chest, does this mean Kilick and Two?

 

[Blackrat]

Where was i? Lying flat on my back while Kate Beckinsale was grinding her mons pubis into my face.

 

[Backpacker1uk]

Digging in spent mushroom compost on the allotment to please my beautiful wife who wishes this year to win the onion and garlic trophy

 

[Dazza]

Splicing a bell rope! Much more interesting!!