Where the 'F' were You

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  1. NotmeChief

    NotmeChief

    This girl was at your house ten minutes ago, where the fcuk were you.

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    NotmeChief, Jan 20, 2010
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  2. seenoffteefcuk

    seenoffteefcuk

    Bollock deep with her better looking twin sister while her mum was giving me a ring dhobi.
     
    seenoffteefcuk, Jan 20, 2010
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  3. 2_deck_dash

    2_deck_dash War Hero

    Smashing something that didn't smell of fox piss and wasn't devoid of a soul.
     
    2_deck_dash, Jan 20, 2010
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  4. WreckerL

    WreckerL War Hero

    Working my way down the queue to get to her, the impatient cow
     
    WreckerL, Jan 20, 2010
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  5. daffy1

    daffy1 War Hero

    I was on the phone to Barclays talking to some bloke that did not speak a work of English.
     
    daffy1, Jan 20, 2010
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  6. Joint_Force_Harrier

    Joint_Force_Harrier War Hero

    I was airbrushing the bitch afore she came round. She looked like Kathy Burke before I carried out the BFS!!!
     
    Joint_Force_Harrier, Jan 20, 2010
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  7. Haggis_Catcher

    Haggis_Catcher War Hero

    i was trying to find some stilsons
     
    Haggis_Catcher, Jan 20, 2010
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  8. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    sgtpepperband, Jan 20, 2010
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  9. Joint_Force_Harrier

    Joint_Force_Harrier War Hero

    On my compter she has got an avert for a Royal Watch across her chest, does this mean Kilick and Two?
     
    Joint_Force_Harrier, Jan 20, 2010
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  10. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Where was i? Lying flat on my back while Kate Beckinsale was grinding her mons pubis into my face.
     
    Blackrat, Jan 20, 2010
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  11. Backpacker1uk

    Backpacker1uk War Hero

    Digging in spent mushroom compost on the allotment to please my beautiful wife who wishes this year to win the onion and garlic trophy
     
    Backpacker1uk, Jan 20, 2010
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  12. Dazza

    Dazza

    Splicing a bell rope! Much more interesting!!
     
    Dazza, Jan 20, 2010
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