Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by NotmeChief, Jan 20, 2010.
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This girl was at your house ten minutes ago, where the fcuk were you.
Bollock deep with her better looking twin sister while her mum was giving me a ring dhobi.
Smashing something that didn't smell of fox piss and wasn't devoid of a soul.
Working my way down the queue to get to her, the impatient cow
I was on the phone to Barclays talking to some bloke that did not speak a work of English.
I was airbrushing the bitch afore she came round. She looked like Kathy Burke before I carried out the BFS!!!
i was trying to find some stilsons
Nah, Christina Hendricks ("Mad Men") is much nicer...
On my compter she has got an avert for a Royal Watch across her chest, does this mean Kilick and Two?
Where was i? Lying flat on my back while Kate Beckinsale was grinding her mons pubis into my face.
Digging in spent mushroom compost on the allotment to please my beautiful wife who wishes this year to win the onion and garlic trophy
Splicing a bell rope! Much more interesting!!
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