This girl was at your house ten minutes ago, where the fcuk were you.
NotmeChief Banned Jan 20, 2010 #1 This girl was at your house ten minutes ago, where the fcuk were you.
seenoffteefcuk War Hero Jan 20, 2010 #2 Bollock deep with her better looking twin sister while her mum was giving me a ring dhobi.
2_deck_dash War Hero Jan 20, 2010 #3 Smashing something that didn't smell of fox piss and wasn't devoid of a soul.
WreckerL War Hero Super Moderator Jan 20, 2010 #4 Working my way down the queue to get to her, the impatient cow
daffy1 War Hero Jan 20, 2010 #5 I was on the phone to Barclays talking to some bloke that did not speak a work of English.
Joint_Force_Harrier MIA Jan 20, 2010 #6 I was airbrushing the bitch afore she came round. She looked like Kathy Burke before I carried out the BFS!!!
I was airbrushing the bitch afore she came round. She looked like Kathy Burke before I carried out the BFS!!!
sgtpepperband War Hero Book Reviewer Jan 20, 2010 #8 Nah, Christina Hendricks ("Mad Men") is much nicer... :salut:
Joint_Force_Harrier MIA Jan 20, 2010 #9 On my compter she has got an avert for a Royal Watch across her chest, does this mean Kilick and Two?
On my compter she has got an avert for a Royal Watch across her chest, does this mean Kilick and Two?
Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer Jan 20, 2010 #10 Where was i? Lying flat on my back while Kate Beckinsale was grinding her mons pubis into my face.
B Backpacker1uk War Hero Jan 20, 2010 #11 Digging in spent mushroom compost on the allotment to please my beautiful wife who wishes this year to win the onion and garlic trophy
Digging in spent mushroom compost on the allotment to please my beautiful wife who wishes this year to win the onion and garlic trophy