Where for art thou Numpty Bollix??

fish and chips or chicken and chips?

  • chicken and chips?

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#1
Wheres all the annoying little Ratbags gone like that canadian Feckwit or the other junior Buglers with ridiculous and random queries of the corps like: 1) Do i have to be gay and rump a ladyboy in thailand on my first leave with 45 Sigs?

Or 2) Why do Marines (Usually spelt Marnies) like (Usually spelt leik) to get naked all the time?

Im cold in a shitty villa in Baghdad and im very bored (usually spelt board)
 

wet_blobby

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#2
If your bored, your safe. I do miss the numpties as well, I normally let someone answer the more "serious" questions before letting rip, however sometimes I just can't help myself...... :dwarf:
 

sgtpepperband

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#3
Luke: I think we established long ago that all Royals are gay and love nothing better than to rump ladyboys, and love to get naked with each other at any opportunity, so it seems the questions were answered long ago... :wink:

[Btw, keep your head down mate, and have a Happy New Year] :thumright:
 
#5
Rgr that lads, Happy new year and all that malarky!

Harry mate for your information i could'nt just shit on the carpets that would be utterly vile!!
I just shit into my hands and throw it out the window.
 

wet_blobby

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#7
sgtpepperband said:
Luke: I think we established long ago that all Royals are gay and love nothing better than to rump ladyboys, and love to get naked with each other at any opportunity, so it seems the questions were answered long ago... :wink:

[Btw, keep your head down mate, and have a Happy New Year] :thumright:
I reckon SPB is a frustrated ex Bootneck wannabie who thought becoming a reggie would give him the love and admiration that he craves...... :dwarf: :muhaha:
 
#8
wet_blobby said:
sgtpepperband said:
Luke: I think we established long ago that all Royals are gay and love nothing better than to rump ladyboys, and love to get naked with each other at any opportunity, so it seems the questions were answered long ago... :wink:

[Btw, keep your head down mate, and have a Happy New Year] :thumright:
I reckon SPB is a frustrated ex Bootneck wannabie who thought becoming a reggie would give him the love and admiration that he craves...... :dwarf: :muhaha:
swiiiiiiish...... Tumbleweeds.........
 
#9
Well, I was in a pub yesterday and suddnely noticed a letter from the RQM 40 in Bastion saying thanks for the xmas gift box from the pub. I used to be in 40 so it was great seeing that :)
 
#10
I bet it was Harry. I left 40 in 2003, Hopefully the RQM there is a good egg cos the bugger knocking about then probably would have eaten the lot. :rambo:
 
#16
I think the numpties are all on holiday with Mum and Dad with no access to 'puter. Texting, PSPs and Ipods only, must be driving 'em crazy. :dwarf:
NZB
 

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