Just returned from our annual visit and missionary work in an effort to up lift the spirits of the poverty stricken, downtrodden citizens of Cornwall. We failed. The youth of Porthleven have progressed from drinking Rattler cider in the bus shelters to the launderette where they take turns to spin themselves in the dryers. The mind boggles! Why as the Cafe and shop at the viewing site at Cauldrose closed??? We used to enjoy the odd cream tea whilst watching a 'copters hovering and I bought bad taste T and sweat shirts with White Ensigns emblazoned across the chest[once an o.d. an all that] Allison a grade A MILf presided over the shop and ran tours of the base. I used to tell her that the only reason I visited was to see her. I don't think she took me seriously .Where be it to then.