When I was on the Massive


War Hero
227,000 tonnes is certainly big for a passenger ship. When you look at the bows-on and stern shot, with such a huge height in relation to the beam, she doesn't half look top-heavy.

If that's a carpet being vacuumed, it looks like it's straight from the gopping part of the 1970s and would not look out of place in a NAAFI bar.