When I was a pup I used to want to be a matelot like my big brother I joined and he fcuked off outside and became a tosser. Then I wanted to shag every bint above the age of 16 (12 really but didn't want to get locked up). I wanted to kill Ian Brady. Now semi retired why do I slow down and ogle every young women I see from my car when I know it's difficult just raising a smile at my age. But isn't it just deep joy when you see the tightest arse and the pertiest breast go waltzing by - fcuk me just reversed into a lampost in Torpoint.