When I am Prime Minister.

[IS-Potential]

May I also suggest 2DD that given the likely need for plenty of recruits for the new commonwealth armed forces,
that
a) All schools are to be equipped with a parade ground and subject to military discipline (thus sorting out those little chav scrotes), daily PT (sort out all the fat kids). All students to form up on parade in the morning and sing the national anthem before class (possibly reworked with a more militaristic slant?...more jingostic "Rule Britannia" perhaps?)

b) For the sake of efficiency that we stop army recruitment, use current army personnel as human shields for the RM, and divert any potential pongoes into the RM and make real men out of them. Any who volunteer for the RM but fail the training are diverted to the "human shield branch".

Thoughts?

 

[Blackrat]

For the sake of efficiency that we stop army recruitment, use current army personnel as human shields for the RM, and divert any potential pongoes into the RM and make real men out of them. Any who volunteer for the RM but fail the training are diverted to the "human shield branch".

Thoughts?

Thoughts? Watch it sunshine.

 

[chatsharris]

Blackrat is about to skullfcuk you with a claw hammer now.

 

[WreckerL]

May I also suggest 2DD that given the likely need for plenty of recruits for the new commonwealth armed forces,
that
a) All schools are to be equipped with a parade ground and subject to military discipline (thus sorting out those little chav scrotes), daily PT (sort out all the fat kids). All students to form up on parade in the morning and sing the national anthem before class (possibly reworked with a more militaristic slant?...more jingostic "Rule Britannia" perhaps?)

b) For the sake of efficiency that we stop army recruitment, use current army personnel as human shields for the RM, and divert any potential pongoes into the RM and make real men out of them. Any who volunteer for the RM but fail the training are diverted to the "human shield branch".Thoughts?

I thought that was the crabs??

 

[EasilyDistracted]

Can I make a suggestion?

I would like to see a supertax of some kind on Premier League Footballers.

These overpaid, overexposed advert monkeys are paid more in a week than a fully qualified senior nurse makes in a year...A YEAR!!!

maybe the proceeds from whatever ad campaigns (Gilette, felt-tip pens, anusol) or whatever they are doing should go to more worthy causes. They run around a bit once or twice a week and they have money, praise and simple-minded heaped on them like machine gun fire at a beach landing. Praise that would be much better served being directed at people more deserving, Nurses, Doctors, Vets, Me...etc...

....and please, for the love of god, get the media minister to stop reporting on these overgrown schoolyard helmets, I really don't care who's up to his nuts with who and how much they've spent on a nice shiny new motor big enough to house an average size family and costly enough to feed and clothe an entire third world nation.

(Although finding out about how they've wrapped it around a lamppost or another footballist is always good fun)

*edited because....well, my phone rang and I forgot where I was*

 

[IS-Potential]

For the sake of efficiency that we stop army recruitment, use current army personnel as human shields for the RM, and divert any potential pongoes into the RM and make real men out of them. Any who volunteer for the RM but fail the training are diverted to the "human shield branch".

Thoughts?

Thoughts? Watch it sunshine.

Tongue was firmly in cheek there ;-) No serious offence intended

 

[Blackrat]

For the sake of efficiency that we stop army recruitment, use current army personnel as human shields for the RM, and divert any potential pongoes into the RM and make real men out of them. Any who volunteer for the RM but fail the training are diverted to the "human shield branch".

Thoughts?

Thoughts? Watch it sunshine.

Tongue was firmly in cheek there ;-) No serious offence intended

I know that. I do a lot of that myself. It's all good fun at the end of the day.

I'm staking out your drum sonny jim so you better make sure your doors are secure

 

[witsend]

Is there a position for a "Minister for brothels". I'll introduce a four floors on every high street and attend every opening night.

 

[IS-Potential]

For the sake of efficiency that we stop army recruitment, use current army personnel as human shields for the RM, and divert any potential pongoes into the RM and make real men out of them. Any who volunteer for the RM but fail the training are diverted to the "human shield branch".

Thoughts?

Thoughts? Watch it sunshine.

Tongue was firmly in cheek there ;-) No serious offence intended

I know that. I do a lot of that myself. It's all good fun at the end of the day.

I'm staking out your drum sonny jim so you better make sure your doors are secure

Make a change from the running street battles the chavs constantly have then.

Plus someone to keep the wife distracted, might get some peace from her for once ;-)

 

[seenoffteefcuk]

As foreign minister I have been particularly busy:

MLP: "Who put ten pence in you bitch?

Clinton: "We would like to see Argentina and the United Kingdom sit down and resolve the issues between them across the table in a peaceful, productive way."

MLP "What the fuck does it have to do with you slut? Wind your fucking neck in or I'll slice your lips off and post them to your cunt of a husband along with a stand easy production of my fellow front benchers and I closing down your honking daughter."

Clinton: "But....."

MLP: "No buts fuckface, stow it or face the consequences."

Clinton "ok, please don't hurt us"

MLP "Now get the tea on."

Clinton "Of course".

Good work Minister, your expert diplomacy is the reason you are Foreign Secretary.

Anyone fancy having a pop at Jordan?

Not the Country, I mean that horror bird with fake tits.

As immigration minister I will get rid of her.
Since she spent all her money in america getting her plastic surgery she can fcuk off over there.

 

[Scouse_Castaway]

SoS for Work and Pensions is for me!! As a scouse i'm qualified!!

 

[K640]

SoS for Work and Pensions is for me!! As a scouse i'm qualified!!

Just beat you to it on the other thread mate

 

[Scouse_Castaway]

Cnut