Sir,
I read with interest your manifesto and have a few questions which I would like to put forward for your consideration regarding a few holes.
1) How are you going to fill the gaps left in the Electrical and Plumbing trade without any Poles or Bosnians when the British are too thick to do it correctly and believe turning up on time is as important a matter as politics in general. And where are the divs whores going to come from without Ukrainians, Russians and Estonians?
2) Will we still be able to buy Kabanos from the deli in Sainsbury's?
3) Leaving the EU would, in the long term be disastrous for Britain. Enlargement of the EU will likely bring around 2 Billion into the British Economy. Leaving the EU would not only stifle our trade but would also render the initial outlay made in the late 90's dead money. Not only that, but the Treaty Establishing a Constitution for Europe which was rejected will undoubtedly result in a free-trading and less strict Union, whch will be infinitely more favourable to Britain.
Remaining in the EU is in our best interests in order to produce a more dynamic and competitive market in which we can provide some kind of influence. Only by remaining in the EU can we push for some kind of agreement with the North American Free Trade. In effect, enabling global free trade in the future. Without that, we will have no bulletproof trade agreement with ANY other international countries. If we were to leave the EU, we would be in no posititon to influence the evolution of the EU into the initial Union we were sold.
We are to far down the road to even contemplate adopting any kind of limited or non-membership. Contrary to belief, Switzerland, who many see as the role model for how Britain should be, are financial contributors to the EU and are expected to join in the near future. Also, we can't export fuck all because we are gash and nobody wants shit cars, pies or emaciated, tastless livestock.
4) When can we go to war in Zimbabwe?
5) And Spain? I hate those cunts.
6) And Egypt
7) And Portugal.
8) Can we all have Mondays off?
9) Can I be Foreign Affairs minister?
10) Can we have a restricted media? So we can banish shite papers like the Mail and Sun, bin reality TV and have stuff on the news about Pi-chi the Panda having cubs and dogs on ski's and stuff.
11) Can I join in with the working class and preach racial hatred from my armchair, protest about everything and anything that I can blame on dirty foreigners for my own shite lazy life. All without taking responsibility for my own actions and having a good look at myself and my own community of subclass, untermench retards?
12) Will there be cake?
With respect,
Mr M La-Palisse,
Chalfont rubbings
Middleclass upon Prius
Obliviousshire