when did youu grow your condom?

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    and remember never accept condoms of strangers.
  2. you only 12..? Or are you trying to groom me?

    Love the pic!
  3. I found that mine sort of appeared during my first session with an ex. Must have been up there already.

    It was definitely her first time too, though.
  4. Condoms, wot R they? i have never used them B4.
  5. I don't need condoms; I use the rhythm method. For those of you who are not familiar with this, it is when you are wanking and you let go of your penis at the last moment.

    That way I don't get pregnant see
  6. Hahahaha - tried that, but the one downside is that it gives you very little say in where the product ends up. Six laptops and three family pets later, I'm considering other methods.
  7. Try the dangerous Wank.

    Have a wank in the hallway at the top of the stairs, then call your mum and ask her to bring you up a drink.

    And try and finish it time. ;-)
  8. Try a conehead wank; just before you're about to come, get your mum to change hands.
  9. Or sit on your arm untill it gos num.
  10. I asked mine if she wanted to change hands, she wouldn't answer with her mouth full.
  11. Well that's just rude. :D
  12. Do they grow condoms then? I thought they were knitted.
    Either way, no good to me, I use a dustbin liner.
  13. I use a body bag, but for entirely different reasons. I'm hung like a bull hamster but I can lick my own forehead :p
  14. you dont need a condom if you have sex standing up you know

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