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wheelchair racing

NZ_Bootneck

War Hero
Bet he filled his nappies/colostomy bag...oh feck, someone stop me thats just bloody awful HARRRRRR HARRRRR :thumright: :iroc: :slow:
NZB
 

aussiepint

War Hero
OK I laughed, but am supposed to be caring, sharing nurse Pinta?

You booties need to stop wearing underwear on yer heads? OK, who has the keys to the medicine cabinet?
 
How dare you (said with a Del Boy twang!)........I will have you know that my little brother is in a wheelchair.

...............Actually come to think of it, he has a spare wheelchair in the shed - guess what were going to try tonight after a few wets!!

:iroc: :slow:
 

aussiepint

War Hero
spenny said:
How dare you (said with a Del Boy twang!)........I will have you know that my little brother is in a wheelchair.

...............Actually come to think of it, he has a spare wheelchair in the shed - guess what were going to try tonight after a few wets!!

:iroc: :slow:

Spenny? You know how to have fun hun don't you?
 
aussiepint said:
spenny said:
How dare you (said with a Del Boy twang!)........I will have you know that my little brother is in a wheelchair.

...............Actually come to think of it, he has a spare wheelchair in the shed - guess what were going to try tonight after a few wets!!

:iroc: :slow:

Spenny? You know how to have fun hun don't you?

Absolutely Pinta - Drunken Wheelchair racing..............actually since its Friday......... Drunken, naked, Wheelchair racing sounds good to me!!

:thumright:
 

nutty_bag

War Hero
NZ_Bootneck said:
Bet he filled his nappies/colostomy bag...oh feck, someone stop me thats just bloody awful HARRRRRR HARRRRR :thumright: :iroc: :slow:
NZB

Oh god how i hate it when i have to kneel down and i feel a wet sensation on my knee after some deacon has fallen out of his/her chair. "Empty your bag sir"

Kinell
 

aussiepint

War Hero
spenny said:
aussiepint said:
spenny said:
How dare you (said with a Del Boy twang!)........I will have you know that my little brother is in a wheelchair.

...............Actually come to think of it, he has a spare wheelchair in the shed - guess what were going to try tonight after a few wets!!

:iroc: :slow:

Spenny? You know how to have fun hun don't you?

Absolutely Pinta - Drunken Wheelchair racing..............actually since its Friday......... Drunken, naked, Wheelchair racing sounds good to me!!

:thumright:

As a girl, that sounds good to me as well...ok who has my DNA...and yes, it's Friday! Yeah! But working weekend. So will see your wheelchaired brother and raise you that some areseholes will give me grief tommorow morning, or I'll need to page othropaedics for rugby injuries...

Edited:to say that yes some arsehole did give me grief today at work...a flippin jock who got his member stuck in the spokes of a wheelchair! Why he wanted to race his wheelchair naked beggers belief?? :yawn:
 

AfterSSE

War Hero
I think the driver was the most frightened about the incident, watched this on the news last night, the guy in the wheelchair was more pissed his soda spilled.. :w00t:
 

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