whats your motto

right what's everyone's motto to live you life by.
two of my favourite's are "stand for something, or you'll fall for anything" and
"I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left.".
so whats the strangest funniest or just plain fcuked up motto anyones lived there life by?

 

A faint heart never fukced a crocodile !!

 

"All hands in to wank the elephant!"

 

"Fuck 'em"

 

Adictum ad Rectum.

(Lead on Dick, I'm right behind).

Jerry

 

There are only two types of men in the World,

Those who piss in the sink and liars.

Which one are you?

 

"Who Cares Who Fcuking Wins."

 

May your balls turn square and fester at the corners!!!

 

Pick a window, you're going through it.

 

Somewhat topically & related to foreign policy:

"It's not the winning, it's the taking part"

 

Victory or Death

Actually it's 'You do it'

 

Never leave a mate in the field.

 

Why not? Is he afraid of cows?

I prefer this one:

Join the RAF, never leave your buddy's behind.

or

Join the RAF, feel a man.

 

"In an age of diesel engines and gas turbines, if the best way you can think of to get around is nailing a rag to a stick then you deserve whatever you get"

 

"Every hole is a goal"

 

Mind your own f'in business.

 

May your earholes turn to arseholes and you sh1t on your best shirt


Take your face for a sh1t

 

So far, 2DD's winning in my book.

 

i'd rather have a sister on the game than a brother on 800

 

It used to be BELCH

now it's . life? ........be in it.