whats your motto

[docherty]

right what's everyone's motto to live you life by.
two of my favourite's are "stand for something, or you'll fall for anything" and
"I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left.".
so whats the strangest funniest or just plain fcuked up motto anyones lived there life by?

 

[Spidiver]

A faint heart never fukced a crocodile !!

 

[sgtpepperband]

"All hands in to wank the elephant!"

 

[off_les_aura]

"Fuck 'em"

 

[Jerry_Hatrick]

Adictum ad Rectum.

(Lead on Dick, I'm right behind).

Jerry

 

[2_deck_dash]

There are only two types of men in the World,

Those who piss in the sink and liars.

Which one are you?

 

[Waspie]

"Who Cares Who Fcuking Wins."

 

[X.R.D]

May your balls turn square and fester at the corners!!!

 

[Drakey]

Pick a window, you're going through it.

 

[Ninja_Stoker]

Somewhat topically & related to foreign policy:

"It's not the winning, it's the taking part"

 

[JonnoJonno]

Victory or Death

Actually it's 'You do it'

 

[TimeToJoinUp]

Never leave a mate in the field.

 

[2_deck_dash]

Never leave a mate in the field.

Why not? Is he afraid of cows?

I prefer this one:

Join the RAF, never leave your buddy's behind.

or

Join the RAF, feel a man.

 

[TheRowan]

"In an age of diesel engines and gas turbines, if the best way you can think of to get around is nailing a rag to a stick then you deserve whatever you get"

 

[jjp23]

"Every hole is a goal"

 

[NotmeChief]

Mind your own f'in business.

 

[WreckerL]

May your earholes turn to arseholes and you sh1t on your best shirt


Take your face for a sh1t

 

[Ninja_Stoker]

Never leave a mate in the field.

Why not? Is he afraid of cows?

So far, 2DD's winning in my book.

 

[shag_shacker]

i'd rather have a sister on the game than a brother on 800

 

[Stirling]

It used to be BELCH

now it's . life? ........be in it.