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whats your fine?

Haggis_Catcher

War Hero
Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it.

Smoked weed -- £10

Did acid or pills -- £5

Ever had sex at church -- £25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40

Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- £25

Had sex for money -- £100

Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20

Vandalized something -- £20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10

Beat up someone -- £20

Been jumped -- £10

Cross dressed -- £10

Given money to stripper -- £25

Been in love with a stripper -- £20

Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15

Ever drive and drank -- £20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50

Used toys while having sex -- £30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20

Went skinny dipping -- £5

Had sex in a pool -- £20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20

Cheated on your significant other -- £10

Masturbated -- £10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20

Done oral -- £5

Got oral -- £5

Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- £25

Stole something -- £10

Had sex with someone in jail -- £25

Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- £15

Had a threesome -- £50

Had sex in public -- £20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred quid-- £20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20

Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- £25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25

Went streaking -- £5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15

Been arrested -- £5

Spent time in jail -- £15

Pissed in the pool -- £50

Played spin the bottle -- £5

Done something you regret -- £20

Had sex with your best friend -- £20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25

Had anal sex -- £80

Lied to your mate -- £5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25

The maximum amount you can have is £1665!!!!
 

2_deck_dash

War Hero
£830.

I do believe it is a skewed system though.

''Pissed in the pool £50''

''Had sex with someone of the same sex £20''

WTF? 8O
 

tuts

Lantern Swinger
2_deck_dash said:
£830.

I do believe it is a skewed system though.

''Pissed in the pool £50''

''Had sex with someone of the same sex £20''

WTF? 8O

Thats exactly what I was going to say. Anyway I got £705, I can't say I'm proud!!
 

2_deck_dash

War Hero
Good effort to both JJP and Tuts, you haven't even joined the mob yet!

Edited to add: Tuts, if you need a hand beefing up your score a bit I would be happy to help with some of the things on the list.
 

tuts

Lantern Swinger
2_deck_dash said:
Good effort to both JJP and Tuts, you haven't even joined the mob yet!

Edited to add: Tuts, if you need a hand beefing up your score a bit I would be happy to help with some of the things on the list.

Thanks 2DD, I'll keep that offer in mind :lol:

JJP's ony 21, god help us :evil:
 

jjp23

Lantern Swinger
tuts said:
2_deck_dash said:
Good effort to both JJP and Tuts, you haven't even joined the mob yet!

Edited to add: Tuts, if you need a hand beefing up your score a bit I would be happy to help with some of the things on the list.

Thanks 2DD, I'll keep that offer in mind :lol:

JJP's ony 21, god help us :evil:

I to will match 2DD's offer :D .

and....

I dread to think what score i will get up to when i join the RN :oops: .
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
tuts said:
2_deck_dash said:
Good effort to both JJP and Tuts, you haven't even joined the mob yet!

Edited to add: Tuts, if you need a hand beefing up your score a bit I would be happy to help with some of the things on the list.

Thanks 2DD, I'll keep that offer in mind :lol:

JJP's ony 21, god help us :evil:

I was hoping you could help me increase my score Tuts, I seem to have led a bit of a sheltered life 8O :oops: :wink:
 

tuts

Lantern Swinger
I was hoping you could help me increase my score Tuts, I seem to have led a bit of a sheltered life 8O :oops: :wink:

Don't worry, as soon as I get my start date you're first on my list :wink:
 

puditer

Lantern Swinger
£720.60


 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
tuts said:
I was hoping you could help me increase my score Tuts, I seem to have led a bit of a sheltered life 8O :oops: :wink:

Don't worry, as soon as I get my start date you're first on my list :wink:

2010 is going to be a goooooooood year :D
 

Pontius

War Hero
Well, there's me thinking I'm a good boy and won't get fined very heavily and the bloody thing comes to £835 :(

Can you get your fine reduced by black-catting some of the sins? For instance, if a friend was to have had a foursome (that's 1 bloke + 3 birds) in, I don't know, Singapore for instance; could he get his fine reduced because they might have nicked all the dosh from his wallet because he allegedly fell asleep?

PS: 2DD, not offering to increase her fine by £80 were you, perchance :twisted:
 
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