The_Caretaker
War Hero
Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing?
A. He didn't have any arms.
Q. What do you call a female police officer that shaves her pubic hair?
A. C*nt Stubble.
Q. What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
A. The first couple of times you cough, its not your phlegm...
Q. Why do women have arms?
A. Have you any idea how long it would take to LICK a bathroom clean?
Q. How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
A. The best ones squirt when you eat them.
A. He didn't have any arms.
Q. What do you call a female police officer that shaves her pubic hair?
A. C*nt Stubble.
Q. What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
A. The first couple of times you cough, its not your phlegm...
Q. Why do women have arms?
A. Have you any idea how long it would take to LICK a bathroom clean?
Q. How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
A. The best ones squirt when you eat them.
