Got very pissed on cider one night. Crashed out on my bed. Woke up for a piss but couldn't be asrd to go to the loo, so I pissed in the empty cider bottle. Woke up later with a raging thirst. Saw this half bottle of 'cider' and had a mouthful before I realised what it was I'd drunk - yes you've guessed it - COLD PISS......Oh Nooooooooooooooooooooo
Wasnt quite in bed yet, I picked up this lovely Pi$$ed young lady in Sam's one night, as a Gentleman Bootie, I decided to take her to her place.....after some romancing she started to spew....(student teachers just can't hack it) so not to disturb my lovemaking..I took her into the bathroom, bent her over whilst she was spewing into the bath and continued to shag her sensless, she'd never been shagged by a bootneck before..what a result, I could see myself in the mirror grinning like a [email protected] Jap.
after the foreplay, I put her into bed, then she spewed on me when i was sleeping, i woke up covered in spew, she was covered in spew, so i shat in the bed before she woke up, she rolled over into my shite,and thought she shite herself, she ran into the shower, the bath was covered in spew, she started spewing again...oh how I laughed.