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What's the definition of spouse/partner in the application?

_Tim_

Banned
I've been going out with my girlfriend for a year on Wednesday. We don't live together- thank god. Do I need to declare her as my partner on the application? If so, I may just break up with her as that seems a little too serious at 17... (she doesn't want me to join anyway)
 

slim

War Hero
_Tim_ said:
I've been going out with my girlfriend for a year on Wednesday. We don't live together- thank god. Do I need to declare her as my partner on the application? If so, I may just break up with her as that seems a little too serious at 17... (she doesn't want me to join anyway)

Of course you have to declare her. Plus what her favourite position is and whether she gives head or not.
Most important is that you inform her that you will be expected to share her with ALL your cours mates, this includes all the staff. :w00t:
 
Spouse means someone to whom you are legally married, partner I might hazard a guess means civil partner or long term partner.

I am sure if your GF has any sense she will be neither of these things because you do not sound like much of a catch I must say.
 

_Tim_

Banned
I'm perfectly nice. However, it's kind of put me into a bit of a scared mood when she's already talking about spending the rest of our lives together. At 17. I don't really like the idea of that.
 

_Tim_

Banned
I just wanted to make sure. My mate's mum's a lawyer. I rang him to ask her. I'm single.

And apparently: 'he can have as many girlfriends as he want now'
 

slim

War Hero
Re: What's the definition of spouse/partner in the applicati

Best you declare her as your girlfriend. This modern navy just may have a quota of gay billets to fill. No girlfriend could mean wrong billet. :w00t:
 

4to8

MIA
Re: What's the definition of spouse/partner in the applicati

You do realise that if you take her to Saudi or Somalia that she will have to be circumcised first? Its all the rage right now,but i s'pose it will be like the hula-hoop and folks will get fed up with it so maybe you could wait awhile
 

4to8

MIA
_Tim_ said:
huh.

My gf wouldn't go to saudi or somalia anyway.

But how can you fortell the future young man? Wot if you had smuggled your GF on board and all of asuddenly the ropes were cut,the anchors dumped and your boat took off at 54.5 knots to tackle pirates in Somalia,what then if the boat docked for emergency repairs and her appendix burst and she was rushed ashore to the local clinic? All would be revealed and you would be in deep s**t. These events have been known to happen.
 

slim

War Hero
Re: What's the definition of spouse/partner in the applicati

4to8 said:
You do realise that if you take her to Saudi or Somalia that she will have to be circumcised first? Its all the rage right now,but i s'pose it will be like the hula-hoop and folks will get fed up with it so maybe you could wait awhile


Are you intimating that young Tims girlfriends personal bits resemble a Hula hoop?
 

4to8

MIA
Re: What's the definition of spouse/partner in the applicati

slim said:
4to8 said:
You do realise that if you take her to Saudi or Somalia that she will have to be circumcised first? Its all the rage right now,but i s'pose it will be like the hula-hoop and folks will get fed up with it so maybe you could wait awhile


Are you intimating that young Tims girlfriends personal bits resemble a Hula hoop?
Never looked at it that way really.Come to think of it I dont recall seeing this particular lady -bit ever beggin' yer pardon young Tim, so I can't really give a legaly binding opinion . But now that you mention it Slim,I spose a lady -part would look a bit hula-hoopy after a bit of hacking.
 

slim

War Hero
higthepig said:
Trust me on this one...........get a blow job before you bin her................you know it makes sense.

Excellent advice from RRs own Mr Friendly :w00t:
 

_Tim_

Banned
4to8 said:
_Tim_ said:
huh.

My gf wouldn't go to saudi or somalia anyway.

But how can you fortell the future young man?
She doesn't really have any wish to travel to far-flung places :threaten:

higthepig said:
Trust me on this one...........get a blow job before you bin her................you know it makes sense.

It's not worth it. She lives in London, I live near York. She doesn't give very good ones anyway. :threaten:
 

PINCH

War Hero
I am Married to my Spouse.

I have a partner with whom I play cards golf and tennis.

The bit on the side, with whom and in who I discharge my dirty water is called the Mistress.......

Or am I getting too old
 

slim

War Hero
PINCH said:
I am Married to my Spouse.

I have a partner with whom I play cards golf and tennis.

The bit on the side, with whom and in who I discharge my dirty water is called the Mistress.......

Or am I getting too old

No you are getting old when:

The bit on the side, with whom and in who I discharge my dirty water is called my hand
 

slim

War Hero
Re: What's the definition of spouse/partner in the applicati

An old man was asked to describe his worst ever blow job.

He closed his eyes, smiled and said...................fantastic :w00t:
 
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