whats the crappest joke you ever heard?

[toejam]

a friend of mine made this joke up.....

Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a ham milkshake??...

You cant drink a ham sandwich!!??? mg:

 

[SELJUK]

Try saying.
Beer - can - sandwich without sounding like you come from the West Indies!

 

[josiecats]

Try saying.
Beer - can - sandwich without sounding like you come from the West Indies!

lol well that made me laugh... so cant be to crap can it...

 

[SELJUK]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
Crap joke then.
What's red and invisable............









NO TOMATOS - DA DANNNNNNNNNNNN
Groannnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!
I'll get me coat then shall I!

 

[rod-gearing]

Whats the difference between a prostitue and a road?

One knackers your tyres the other tires your knackers.

 

[Topstop]

Whats the difference between a giraffe and a JCB?

One has hydraulics and the other is very tall.

 

[Topstop]

Whats the difference between an acrobat and a police mans truncheon?

One performs cunning stunts and the other is for aprehending crimminals.

 

[TattooDog]

What's white and wears a checquered scarf?

Rupert the Fridge!

 

[Ninja_Stoker]

What's the difference between an accordian & a trampoline?

You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.

 

[Topstop]

What's the difference between an accordian & a trampoline?

You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.

Disqualified thats good not crap :dwarf:

 

[Ninja_Stoker]

Sorry

 

[higthepig]

Two bishops in a bed,

Which one wears the Nightdress?





















Mrs Bishop.

 

[old45marine]

Whats green got 8 legs and if it fell on you from a tree would kill you
















A Snooker Table thats bad

 

[old45marine]

Also try saying Rise-up-laid without sounding like you come from down under

 

[Nutty]

Q "How many Surrealists does it take to change a light bulb"

A "A fish"

Nutty