whats the crappest joke you ever heard?

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  1. a friend of mine made this joke up.....

    Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a ham milkshake??...

    You cant drink a ham sandwich!!??? :eek:mg:
     
  2. Try saying.
    Beer - can - sandwich without sounding like you come from the West Indies!
     
  3. lol well that made me laugh... so cant be to crap can it...
     
  4. Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
    Crap joke then.
    What's red and invisable............









    NO TOMATOS - DA DANNNNNNNNNNNN
    Groannnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!
    I'll get me coat then shall I!
     
  5. Whats the difference between a prostitue and a road?

    One knackers your tyres the other tires your knackers.
     
  6. Whats the difference between a giraffe and a JCB?

    One has hydraulics and the other is very tall.
     
  7. Whats the difference between an acrobat and a police mans truncheon?

    One performs cunning stunts and the other is for aprehending crimminals.
     
  8. What's white and wears a checquered scarf?

    Rupert the Fridge!
     
  9. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    What's the difference between an accordian & a trampoline?

    You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.
     
  10. Disqualified thats good not crap :dwarf:
     
  11. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

  12. Two bishops in a bed,

    Which one wears the Nightdress?





















    Mrs Bishop.
     
  13. Whats green got 8 legs and if it fell on you from a tree would kill you
















    A Snooker Table :) thats bad
     
  14. Also try saying Rise-up-laid without sounding like you come from down under
     
  15. Q "How many Surrealists does it take to change a light bulb"

    A "A fish"

    Nutty
     
  16. Two canaries on a perch.

    One says to the other, "Can you smell fish?"
     
  17. You realise we will be reading all these damned things again at Christmas when we pull our crackers.
     
  18. What is the difference between a duck?



    One of its legs is both the same!




    OR



    Sick joke - this Govts attitude towards the services!
     
  19. What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
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    . A dead baby nailed to 10 different trees.
     
  20. Wow there is some good shit jokes about.

    Why does noddy have a bell on his hat?








    Cos hes a C*NT!
     

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