Whats the best name you ever seen on the side of a van/truck

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  1. Saw it on Wednesday

    BJ Wadcock - Plasterer & Drywalls :D
     
  2. Re: Whats the best name you ever seen on the side of a van/t

    seen a van in Wolverhampton a few years ago with the sign:

    [align=center]You've tried the Cowboys now try the Indians

    A.B. Singh Painter and Decorator
    [/align]

    but this one amused me:
     
  3. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Dust graffiti: "Your wife is dirtier than this van"
     
  4. Re: Whats the best name you ever seen on the side of a van/t

    Some years ago whilst I was in the filth in W London I was behind a dirty van and written in the muck was the legend 'Hi, my name is Dave, I'm gay and I want you to cum in my mouth'
    I thought it was only fair to tell the driver and stopped him and spoke to him. After he said his name was Dave I invited him to read the back of his vehicle. I can still see the poor lads face to this day and could have done toast on his cheeks. He explained that he had been driving all day and that his 'mates' at base must have done it. Nobody cleaned the back of a van quicker than him. Bless him.
     
  5. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Re: Whats the best name you ever seen on the side of a van/t

    So did you?! 8O
     
  6. Bob Barsterd Car Sales.
     
  7. well known southampton company ........wayne kerr electrical
     
  8. Saw a van painted up like a hippy wagon in Norway with the words "Bum Van" in big colourful letters recently. Naturally I moved on quickly rather than enquire further. :oops: :roll:

    SF
     
  9. Re: Whats the best name you ever seen on the side of a van/t

    Lorry/wagon came into the yard at the last place I worked.

    All over the cab was this mural of "THE OLD GREY LADY" the Avro Shackleton. A hundred thousand rivets flying in loose formation.

    It was really lovely to see. Yeh I know how sad am I!!!!

    There I was bored driving the machine when behold I looked across.

    The yard next door a Shackleton arrived on a low loader I popped in and was informed it was on its way to Cyprus. I grabbed a pic for the Shack Association.

    Turns out it was the static trainer from Lossiemouth called the DODO.

    Of all the yards in the world and you had to pick mine bue eyes!!!

    All useless crap but after all this is the Gash Barge
     
  10. Backpacker1uk wrote: Of all the yards in the world and you had to pick mine bue eyes!!!

    OK folks, no one make any sudden moves. Time to smile and back out of the room slowly. TAXI!!!

    SF
     
  11. Regulary seen in South East London in the mid 80's on a Ford Tranny Van

    "Bodgeit and Leggit Builders"

    Also in Charlton was a used car lot called,

    "Tuck-em-Up Auto's"

    Nutty
     
  12. There was that 80's Brit war film spoof (can't remember its name) where Rick Mayal leads the SAS into a hostage rescue of a Princess, and on the sides of all the vans was something like: "Saunders And Simpson"!!
     
  13. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    Again (had to be my hometown of Murkeyside):

    "Driven Safely?
    Call 999, it's been stolen"
     
  14. Re: Whats the best name you ever seen on the side of a van/t

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  15. Re: Whats the best name you ever seen on the side of a van/t

    Plymouth , ( CJ Trim , Satelite Arerials , New York , Paris , London , but mostly St Budeaux ,) :lol:
     
  16. Re: Whats the best name you ever seen on the side of a van/t

    Not a van but worth a look.....(its a buisness ad at least)
    cheating
     
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    On the side of a drain cleaning lorry "Turdo powrered" and we are" No 1 in NO 2's " and also on another one " I wish my mrs was as dirty as this"
     

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