ex-ex said:Some years ago whilst I was in the filth in W London I was behind a dirty van and written in the muck was the legend 'Hi, my name is Dave, I'm gay and I want you to cum in my mouth'
I thought it was only fair to tell the driver and stopped him and spoke to him. After he said his name was Dave I invited him to read the back of his vehicle. I can still see the poor lads face to this day and could have done toast on his cheeks. He explained that he had been driving all day and that his 'mates' at base must have done it. Nobody cleaned the back of a van quicker than him. Bless him.