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Whats the best name you ever seen on the side of a van/truck

Salty_Dog

Badgeman
Re: Whats the best name you ever seen on the side of a van/t

seen a van in Wolverhampton a few years ago with the sign:

[align=center]You've tried the Cowboys now try the Indians

A.B. Singh Painter and Decorator
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but this one amused me:
 
Re: Whats the best name you ever seen on the side of a van/t

Some years ago whilst I was in the filth in W London I was behind a dirty van and written in the muck was the legend 'Hi, my name is Dave, I'm gay and I want you to cum in my mouth'
I thought it was only fair to tell the driver and stopped him and spoke to him. After he said his name was Dave I invited him to read the back of his vehicle. I can still see the poor lads face to this day and could have done toast on his cheeks. He explained that he had been driving all day and that his 'mates' at base must have done it. Nobody cleaned the back of a van quicker than him. Bless him.
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Book Reviewer
Re: Whats the best name you ever seen on the side of a van/t

ex-ex said:
Some years ago whilst I was in the filth in W London I was behind a dirty van and written in the muck was the legend 'Hi, my name is Dave, I'm gay and I want you to cum in my mouth'
I thought it was only fair to tell the driver and stopped him and spoke to him. After he said his name was Dave I invited him to read the back of his vehicle. I can still see the poor lads face to this day and could have done toast on his cheeks. He explained that he had been driving all day and that his 'mates' at base must have done it. Nobody cleaned the back of a van quicker than him. Bless him.

So did you?! 8O
 

SILVER_FOX

War Hero
Saw a van painted up like a hippy wagon in Norway with the words "Bum Van" in big colourful letters recently. Naturally I moved on quickly rather than enquire further. :oops: :roll:

SF
 
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Lorry/wagon came into the yard at the last place I worked.

All over the cab was this mural of "THE OLD GREY LADY" the Avro Shackleton. A hundred thousand rivets flying in loose formation.

It was really lovely to see. Yeh I know how sad am I!!!!

There I was bored driving the machine when behold I looked across.

The yard next door a Shackleton arrived on a low loader I popped in and was informed it was on its way to Cyprus. I grabbed a pic for the Shack Association.

Turns out it was the static trainer from Lossiemouth called the DODO.

Of all the yards in the world and you had to pick mine bue eyes!!!

All useless crap but after all this is the Gash Barge
 

SILVER_FOX

War Hero
Backpacker1uk wrote: Of all the yards in the world and you had to pick mine bue eyes!!!

OK folks, no one make any sudden moves. Time to smile and back out of the room slowly. TAXI!!!

SF
 
Regulary seen in South East London in the mid 80's on a Ford Tranny Van

"Bodgeit and Leggit Builders"

Also in Charlton was a used car lot called,

"Tuck-em-Up Auto's"

Nutty
 

stumpy

War Hero
There was that 80's Brit war film spoof (can't remember its name) where Rick Mayal leads the SAS into a hostage rescue of a Princess, and on the sides of all the vans was something like: "Saunders And Simpson"!!
 

UncleAlbert

War Hero
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dondon

MIA
Re: Whats the best name you ever seen on the side of a van/t

Plymouth , ( CJ Trim , Satelite Arerials , New York , Paris , London , but mostly St Budeaux ,) :lol:
 

terry_rice

Lantern Swinger
2
On the side of a drain cleaning lorry "Turdo powrered" and we are" No 1 in NO 2's " and also on another one " I wish my mrs was as dirty as this"
 
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