What's In Jacqui's Bag?

sgtpepperband

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In sober suit and clutching a bright carrier bag, could this really be the Home Secretary emerging from one of the saucier High Street stores?

In this week of all weeks, some might say she'd be a fool not to treat herself to a little retail therapy.

And considering her husband's rather adventurous viewing habits, Jacqui Smith would be perfectly justified in showing her own broad-minded streak. Ann Summers offers everything from naughty maid's outfits to fluffy handcuffs.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1166245/Oh-Jacqui-surely-you.html

What do you think is in Jacqui's bag and do you think she actually paid for it? :wink:
 
#2
sgtpepperband said:


In sober suit and clutching a bright carrier bag, could this really be the Home Secretary emerging from one of the saucier High Street stores?

In this week of all weeks, some might say she'd be a fool not to treat herself to a little retail therapy.

And considering her husband's rather adventurous viewing habits, Jacqui Smith would be perfectly justified in showing her own broad-minded streak. Ann Summers offers everything from naughty maid's outfits to fluffy handcuffs.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1166245/Oh-Jacqui-surely-you.html

What do you think is in Jacqui's bag and do you think she actually paid for it? :wink:
A Jeff Stryker lifesize dildo, and no I reckon she'll put that on her expenses.... :lol:
 
#3
A Gimp suit with hoop stretching appliance for hubby and a clockwork cucumber for herself (wind up version is more eco-friendly than battery operated)
 

slim

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#4
:twisted: Whatever is in her bag will be paid for by the electorate. I expect she will cross the item out with a black marker pen for security reasons :twisted:
 

slim

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#6
Maxi_77 said:
Come now chaps how she weens hubby of porn is surely her business, as long as she doen't claim the cash back from us.
Well Maxi
She claimed a few pence for a bath plug. Wonder how much she would claim if she ever bought a Fanny Plug :oops:
 
#7
slim said:
Maxi_77 said:
Come now chaps how she weens hubby of porn is surely her business, as long as she doen't claim the cash back from us.
Well Maxi
She claimed a few pence for a bath plug. Wonder how much she would claim if she ever bought a Fanny Plug :oops:
Do they make them that large....?????
My God Slim, now I know why i'm a poof! :lol:
 
#10
Hmmm...the colour of the bag clashes a bit with the exterior decor of the retail outlet...

...I wonder if her hubbies cheeks were a similar shade on Monday?
 
#12
slim said:
Maxi_77 said:
Come now chaps how she weens hubby of porn is surely her business, as long as she doen't claim the cash back from us.
Well Maxi
She claimed a few pence for a bath plug. Wonder how much she would claim if she ever bought a Fanny Plug :oops:

Or a Butt Plug! Ummm, whatever one of them is...... :oops:
 
#13
Deluxe life size doll of Tony B Liar complete with life like hair and permanent erection. Err, so I'm told ....

SPB, I see the link no longer works. Am I correct in being "suspicious" here?
 
#18
sussex2 said:
Frankly I'd be more worried about what was no longer in her hubbys bag! and where it went!!!!
Strange how a human head was found in a field not long after all this broke, plus an arm and a leg in different places as well, I feel a conspiracy theory coming on 8O
 
#19
NZ_Bootneck said:
Nice Photoshop job.
A silky negligee for her Bootneck lover to wear? :oops:
You rude bootneck, God knows what you lot are getting up to out there.
No wonder Kiwi's ( bird variety ) are designed to run, and may I ask if they are forced to wear "nighties as well?
 
#20
Not implying that she's been set up, or anything; but did the scuffs ever forgive her for creative interpretation of their backdated pay award? Maybe the "adult toyshop" is the only place she can get handcuffs and fun truncheons these days. Perhaps hubby likes to fantasise about being worked over by a burly crusher.
 
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