What would you like for Christmas?

andym

War Hero
a huge bank balance so i dont have ever to work again and a small place in the yorkshire Dales!
 

slim

War Hero
I would like peace for the whole world.

No sod it f*ck the world give me a brewery (as long as it aint Brickwoods)
 
1. George Clooney (especially now that his pig has died)
2. New shoes as I have not had any for weeks
3. Liposuction
4. To ask CMR where the f*ck my pay has been for the last 2 months without being trooped
5. A new iPod
6. A digital camera and printer dock
7. A leaf eating goat
 

andym

War Hero
rosinacarley said:
1. George Clooney (especially now that his pig has died)
2. New shoes as I have not had any for weeks
3. Liposuction
4. To ask CMR where the f*ck my pay has been for the last 2 months without being trooped
5. A new iPod
6. A digital camera and printer dock
7. A leaf eating goat
Not much then? :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
An Equality Act granting everyone the same rights and abolishing all priviledges. Abolition of additional penalties for hate crimes at targetted groups - hate crime against any group should be punished with the same severity. A decent minimum income for everyone so nobody, say who is either severely disabled or in full-time employment needs to claim benefits to makes ends meet! What a scandal for the World's third wealthiest country. Pensions to be awarded on a just basis to all.

And personally... to have the means to buy up and reopen Islay's Port Ellen distillery, closed since 1983. :D
 

nutty_bag

War Hero
rosinacarley said:
Oh god, now always makes me look like a gold digger!
Well of course you are your female!! Nutty_bag bows head in shame at his rather bitter remark towards women!! :oops:
 
SILVER_FOX said:
Rosie, why a leaf eating goat? 8O

SF
1. because it is leaf central in our garden
2. because the PO Stoker was tasked to rake them and bag them
3. because the PO Stoker merely raked them and threw them over the fence
4. because all the leaves are back in the garden again
 

copenhagencup

Lantern Swinger
Two things
For Pusser to pay for all the Commonwealth ratings to go home once a year.
Investors in People my arse.
And for the UK govenment to stop wasting money on MOD contracts
UK built Apache 40 million
US built Apache 9 million
Which effing one did we plump for, however lots of ex RN officers in well paid jobs in Somerset.
 
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