Well, I'm going to add the "irritating girly aspect" to this testosterone-laden conversation and ask:
When is Mrs 2DD due? Is the nursery ready? Are you hoping for a girl or boy?
On the other hand, that is a rather nice sword now it's been cleaned up a bit. Must ask myself though, why am I never offered interesting free stuff like that?
*braced for incoming*
Just for you Magda, some custard