What & Where was your noisiest Shag

I must admit my quietest shag was the CSM's daughter in his MQ, career threatening porn that one, my noisiest was probably the "I don't normally do servicemen" from pompey who in my drunken lust seemed to offer the wrong 'un as the target for tonight.
 

Achmed

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I was shagging this Nurse from salisbury.......she used to howl like fcuk, shout, scream when nearing orgasm, then when she blew her gasket, she cried....well I did fcuk her tied up & playing hoop la with her arrse.

When i shot my gunk, she used to dig her nails in to my back and yell, quietest shag was her mate not wanting louise to find out....ahhh those were the day's
 
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Down the back ally leading from slim's house, with Scran_bag as my accomplice.


I screamed Hallelujah all night long!
 
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Montigny_La_Palisse said:
In Jenny Dabbers mess at Dryad duty weekend, liberal application of pillow to face silenced the howler.

Safeguard.

Not nice to talk of ya ex misses in that way is it, MLP................mind you...........

Please tell me I wasn't there 8O
 
It was when I was in Kandahar, I was showing top totty welsh bird Katherine Jenkins around the Harrier site and one of our jets was strapped down for a High power Run. Thank God cos when i was knocking her back doors in round the back of the blast wall no-one could hear the howling bitch!!!
Good job Jim Davidson was there to keep an eye out for me!!!!
 
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Montigny_La_Palisse said:
Wasn't my ex missus, it was her oppo, and you weren't there, I think you were getting seen to over the other side of the quadrangle.

Oh jesus.................nah I would have been over in the ship's co. accom with a very bad LOM gunner.........
 

wannabefpilot87

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Joint_Force_Harrier said:
It was when I was in Kandahar, I was showing top totty welsh bird Katherine Jenkins around the Harrier site and one of our jets was strapped down for a High power Run. Thank God cos when i was knocking her back doors in round the back of the blast wall no-one could hear the howling bitch!!!
Good job Jim Davidson was there to keep an eye out for me!!!!


Hmmmm :D
 

Dicky

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You bunch of lucky barstewards, never had a noisy shag...always quiet and hot and wet...no conversation..just the ticket...
 

wannabefpilot87

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After thinking about this for awhile, I can't say I recall or remember my noisiest shag. Possibly on the roof of WC Rowe at 4 in the morning... not going to say where though :p
 
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