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  1. Woman fined £200 for noisy sex romps


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    NOISY SEX: Caroline Cartwright and her husband Steve sparked 25 complaints from neighbours.

    « Previous « PreviousNext » Next »View GalleryADVERTISEMENTPublished Date: 17 April 2009
    A woman has been fined £200 for disturbing neighbours with her noisy sex sessions.
    Caroline Cartwright was found guilty of breaching an abatement notice served on her after 25 complaints to police about her romps with husband Steve.

    The 47-year-old denied the latest five charges but was convicted after Sunderland magistrates listened to recordings of the loud lovemaking.
    She was due to be given an Antisocial Behaviour Order (Asbo) today at magistrates' court.

    Environmental Health placed recording equipment in the flat next door to the couple's house in Hall Road, Concord, Washington.

    The Cartwrights' neighbour, Rachel O'Connor pressed a button on the machine every time she was disturbed by noise from next door.

    She said: "It is sounds of a sexual nature, really loud, a lot of moaning and groaning and screaming as if in pain.

    "It comes from both parties, the man and the woman."

    Ms O'Connor told the court that when she first moved into Hall Road, in November 2007, the noise started at midnight and lasted until 3am.

    Now, she said, the noise started at about 6.30am and lasted until 9am.

    The tape made in Ms O'Connor's flat was recorded through a soundproofed wall, but words and the sound of slapping were audible.

    Environmental Health officer Pamela Spark, told the court that she had heard 23 recordings of the couple having sex.

    She said: "The recordings contained an excessive screaming female voice. I felt that the noise was a clear breach of the abatement notice at that level."

    Anne Dimmock, who leases the flat, told the court she had trouble keeping tenants because of the romping.

    She said: "It's quite a disturbing, very loud sexual noise. I actually mistook it for domestic violence, it was that unnatural."

    Ms Dimmock runs a domestic care agency, Choice Care, from the flat below with business partner Melanie Smith.

    The businesswomen told the court the business suffered because of the sounds from the Cartwrights' house.

    They said they had to conduct meetings and interviews in the kitchen to avoid embarrassing clients and staff.

    Ms Smith lived in the flat with her newborn baby but told the court she moved out because she "couldn't take it any more".

    She said: "I started hearing a disturbing noise about February/March 2006.

    "I contacted next door to say I could hear something and I had a little boy and it was waking him up.

    "She said she would move the bed and keep it down, but it got really bad about March time which is when I left."

    Partially-deaf neighbour Margery Ball said she had not had a decent night's sleep in two years because of the Cartwrights.

    Peter Lowthian, defending, said the sound problem worked both ways, and Cartwright heard Ms O'Connor having sex, Mrs Ball's television and typing and conversations from the business below.

    He claimed the couple had been targeted and were the victims of vandalism and abusive behaviour.

    Cartwright told the court: "I am not making the noise on purpose. I have no desire to hurt anybody or damage any property."

    Cartwright was fined £200 with £300 costs and a £15 victim surcharge.

    The terms of her Asbo were to be decided by Sunderland magistrates today
  2. Tell you the quietest!on the floor with my mates wife whilst he lay on the settee sleeping off the booze! kept one eye on her and one eye on him,talk about nerve wracking.
    Bit ashamed really,alright No! I wasn't she was tasty and getting a divorce as he was unfaithful to her.
  3. Yea...it was all her fault....you being just a victim of cir"cum"stances..... 8)
  4. got to agree with that,12 years in the Andrew and my whole purpose as a seaman was to impregnate as many of the Foreign nations women as I could!
    Tell me a matelot who didn't? just memories now but after demob the practice was hard to stop.
    guess we just lived it to the full,but it was worth it!
  5. The JRs bunk space on VALIANT (turn right inside the door, first bottom bunk), with the duty sir graduating from "Duty PO, Wardroom" through "Duty PO, Wardroom, NOW" to "DUTY PO, WARDROOM AT THE RUSH". When I eventually arrived, still trying to do up my shoes/shirt/zip, all he wanted to do was tell me to organise scrubbing out before the Cock'n arse party. Skipper and Jimmy saw the funny side of it more than he did - or Miss Llanrumney, come to think of it.......
  6. ....is that why Daring is affiliated with Guernsey to alter the gene pool ?.
  7. She was from Llanrumney?! Obviously a classy lady.
  8. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    You dirty old bugger, fair play! :lol:
  9. Well I was digging out like FCUK enjoying it to the hilt (no pun intended )
    and she was screaming,... and screaming , and screaming.

    I think it was" Fcuk off "in Chineese, who knows?? :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
  10. From Honiton Road. One of the Clankies was tromfurgling the next door neighbour.
  11. Is that the Darings' gene pool or Guernseys' because my wife says there aint nothing wrong with my jeans!
  12. I was always into shagging a WHO, not a WHAT, but hey ho, you welsh slim?
  13. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    I must admit my quietest shag was the CSM's daughter in his MQ, career threatening porn that one, my noisiest was probably the "I don't normally do servicemen" from pompey who in my drunken lust seemed to offer the wrong 'un as the target for tonight.
  14. I was shagging this Nurse from salisbury.......she used to howl like fcuk, shout, scream when nearing orgasm, then when she blew her gasket, she cried....well I did fcuk her tied up & playing hoop la with her arrse.

    When i shot my gunk, she used to dig her nails in to my back and yell, quietest shag was her mate not wanting louise to find out....ahhh those were the day's
  15. I shagged a pig once and it squealed on me.

    :twisted: :twisted:
  16. Down the back ally leading from slim's house, with Scran_bag as my accomplice.

    I screamed Hallelujah all night long!
  17. In Jenny Dabbers mess at Dryad duty weekend, liberal application of pillow to face silenced the howler.

  18. Not nice to talk of ya ex misses in that way is it, MLP................mind you...........

    Please tell me I wasn't there 8O
  19. Wasn't my ex missus, it was her oppo, and you weren't there, I think you were getting seen to over the other side of the quadrangle.
  20. It was when I was in Kandahar, I was showing top totty welsh bird Katherine Jenkins around the Harrier site and one of our jets was strapped down for a High power Run. Thank God cos when i was knocking her back doors in round the back of the blast wall no-one could hear the howling bitch!!!
    Good job Jim Davidson was there to keep an eye out for me!!!!

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