What was your most embarrassing moment?

slim

War Hero
I had been working in a sh!thole in China for 3 months. Normally the food is reasonable and sometimes even exceptional, but in this place it was just inedible.
Job finished went to the airport and boarded the plane to Hong Kong, at last we would be able to get a decent meal. Opened the overhead locker stretched up to put my case in forgetting that I had lost some weight, next moment trousers fell down around my ankles. :oops: Crowded flight but overhead locker space at a premium on Chinese airlines so continued to stow my case before retrieving trousers. :oops:
 

pierheadjump

Midshipman
I was in the disco at faslane,in the time of go-go dancers,as usual half pissed so i thought i would go on stage and dance with the dancers, all was going well when i slipped on beer sodden stage floor, did a double flip backwards and landed on the DJ's decks. envision music stops, dancing stops only a painlful low growl of UUUUUUUUUUUUUrgh could be heard from the mike, slowly got to my feet, brushed myself down walked painfully to the bar & ordered another pint. The only time in my life when all eyes were on me.
 

aussiepint

War Hero
LOL at above posts. pierheadjump good skills mate! slim, your episode any connection to your avatar name then??? As for my most embarassing incidet...aahhhh....I'm to embarassed to tell :)
 

dondon

MIA
slim said:
I had been working in a sh!thole in China for 3 months. Normally the food is reasonable and sometimes even exceptional, but in this place it was just inedible.
Job finished went to the airport and boarded the plane to Hong Kong, at last we would be able to get a decent meal. Opened the overhead locker stretched up to put my case in forgetting that I had lost some weight, next moment trousers fell down around my ankles. :oops: Crowded flight but overhead locker space at a premium on Chinese airlines so continued to stow my case before retrieving trousers. :oops:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink: :wink: Lol
 

slim

War Hero
My mate reckons his most embarrassing moment was more embarrassing than mine (black cat rating). He said it was when his granny caught him having a [email protected] I told him that we had all been caught by either our grans or our moms, so it wasn't that good.
Yes he said but this was last night!
 
aged 17 farting when walking past my manager who I really fancied - then some time later him hearing me tell someone how much I fancied him

I want to die just thinking about it and it was over 30 years ago

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silverfox

War Hero
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In my youth cycling round to visit a girlfriend's house and parents for the first time . A VW Golf getting too close behind in an effort to overtake me so I turned round and flicked the Vs at the woman driving. Got to the house and guess who answered the door - the VW Golf driving mother....
 
silverfox said:
In my youth cycling round to visit a girlfriend's house and parents for the first time . A VW Golf getting too close behind in an effort to overtake me so I turned round and flicked the Vs at the woman driving. Got to the house and guess who answered the door - the VW Golf driving mother....

you sound as daft as me SF - in my first job every time I opened my trap for a good old gossip you can bet the person was just round the corner :shock:
 

josiecats

War Hero
huby says ...... getting caught shaggin his bird (not me) out on the moors , buy two female coppers.... who only stopped to tell him he had left his lights on.............
 
I walked into a garage on the falls, in civvys, tried to copy the natives who were all drinking coffee, so I put me 10p into the coffee machine, bent forward to pick up me drink and my shoulder holster snapped, cue 9 mil sailing through the air in a perfect arc...... I then found out I could run faster than lidford Cristie. :oops:
 

sonofamatelot

Midshipman
Not me promise. Told to me by a booty who said it wasn't him either.

Lad goes out for a drink and strikes luck with a local lass. He had a bit of a fetish so he stole her knickers as a momento.

When he gat home is mum is up cooking breakfast. After his busy night he was hungrey so asks for a bacon butty.

Upstairs he undresses and finding the knickers he relives the moment with them on his face while he beats off on the bed. He finishes, removes the naughty blindfold from his eyes and sees the bacon sandwich placed on the bed next to him.
 

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