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What the Police are up to now.

imom1406 said:
Funny how the ex-copper next door can get so much attention and in a timely manner.....

I know, it's impressive isn't it. Shows what a good service you can get from the public services if you just know the right people! :lol:
Always_a_Civvy said:
pamspace1 said:
Sorry guys but I think this is a total

what has the world come to when the police want to bother someone over a damn gnome?

Ah, but you have to understand Pam, that this gnome had the effrontery to impersonate a police officer next door to a real police officer's house! Over here that's a very serious offence! Impersonating a police officer is a criminal offence over here, but for a gnome to do it in such a provocative manner is arguably a breach of our Public Order Act and quite possibly a form of petty treason! :wink:

Then the gnome needs to be put in jail for impersonating a police officer! ROTFLMAO!!
Then what about the police officers impersonating gnomes, there's more of THEM!

Right on Happy, we have loads of them around here, four foot and a fcuking dog end, if that. But very big in the attitude department :x
Maxi: I'm enjoying my time in the Looney Bin - because the people in here talk more sense than the cnuts who are supposed to be running this country!
Oh, and your Dad says to tell you he loves you very much and hopes to be released soon...
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 5:53 am Post subject: Re: What the Police are up to now.

Ita about time people stopped taking the piss out of our POLICEMEN and WOMEN clearly this happening at this location , YES ARREST THIS person and destroy the f,,,,,g NOME ???

What has the poor gnome done to cause him to have to be destroyed?
Perhaps the gnomeshould be charged with impersonating a police officer, but the clever lawyers would soon have him off that charge as I bet he's never nicked anyone for speeding.
I believe that the correct course of action would be for all the Guzz based gnomes to meet in PC gbomes garden with placards demanding compensation for police harrassment.
Too right alway a civvie, the compenstion mentality in this country now is one of the things that really annoys me, I hate thos adverts that come on and tell you all htis no win no fee stuff! I drives me crazy, bloody H&S!
Any way, if the police in this countrry had some resources they might be abloe to do more, but also if they just actually did something with what they've got, rather than arrest gnomes, then people might respect them a bit more for actually doing a job!
Just a passing comment on the service of papers at 2345 hours:

When I served papers on persons various for civil courts a very, very dim view was taken is that service took place outside the hours 0700 t0 1900 or on a Sunday. To do any other would require previous permission from the court where I would have to show good reason to do so. Or I had a 100% water tight story as to why I had done so.

Not with standing the merits of any case it could lead to the matter being dismissed at having to start all over again.


PS yes I was Plod many a year ago and we would not have done anything so stupid let alone send two officers to do it. Before ex and serving plod out there jump on my back, no I do not like the modern police force and think they do a lousy job with large resources.
jesse650 said:
hahahahaha......just where would you have to place it......oh jezzzze. That is soooo sad, an ex-copper complaining about that. get a grip mate

I would like to point out that this is not the last EX cop to get in the news lately with dodgy claims. Do you feel another law suit coming on?

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