What really puts you off women /men?

fly_past

Lantern Swinger
#1
Here is your chance to gripe prior to Christmas, so, what gripes do you have about the opposite sex?

Mine: women
Tattoos -YUK
chewing gum
girls who say "Hun" all the time
Hairy legs/ armpits
shoes that are way too tight with rolls of fat bulging over the sides

Men:
Well, we guys are perfect are we not!
 

wet_blobby

War Hero
Moderator
#3
My gripe about women.

Dresses....they always seem to have a bigger and better "fallback" wardrobe than me.

Shoes....they can find ones that fit, getting a pair of size ten red stilletoes is a right cnut.

Knickers.....why do they object to us blokes running around the bedroom "whooping" with them on our heads?

Stockings....women can put them on without laddering them.

Lipstick.....they seem to have found a shop that sells more variaties than just "shocking red"

Girlie bits....they complain that we are always fiddling with our todgers..imagine how much fun we'd have if issued with t1ts and a fanny?

BJ's....women have no sense of compasion when it comes to spunk, highly trained recce teams are sent on a suicide mission every time we cum, they all know only one will survive, yet they rush forward eagerly, oblivious to danger only to be spat out in disgust, this is a shameful act.
 
#12
wet_blobby said:
sgtpepperband said:
I hate the following:

Sexist threads... :roll:
I find people who are unsure of their sexuality have the same gripe.... :dwarf:
He's into health and safety as well. :rambo:
Women who say "No you drive." then remind you of the speed limit, point out pedestrians ,cyclists and zebra crossings at least 100m away and generally backseat drive and get huffy when I say "Why didn't you fecking drive?" Oh that's no lady that's the wife. I fall for it everytime it's no wonder my hairline is receding.
NZB
 
#14
In case you men thought you were perfect, here is my list:-

Dirty fingernails and shoes
Bad mannners - I know I can open the door myself but if you do not I will not shag you
Course language - shows you are ignorant
Long hair
Those specimens who think farting and belching is a substitute for humour

What I do like in a man:-

A well kept body
A sense of humour - I am convinced my knicker elastic is somehow linked to the bit in my brain that makes me laugh
He has to have certain skills - ie car maintenance, plumbing, electrics, decorating, woodworking, computer maintenance (don't want to have a dog and bark yourself)
A nice smile (no bad breath or smoker's teeth)
He must love catties
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
#15
rosinacarley said:
In case you men thought you were perfect, here is my list:-

Dirty fingernails and shoes
Bad mannners - I know I can open the door myself but if you do not I will not shag you
Course language - shows you are ignorant
Long hair
Those specimens who think farting and belching is a substitute for humour

What I do like in a man:-

A well kept body
A sense of humour - I am convinced my knicker elastic is somehow linked to the bit in my brain that makes me laugh
He has to have certain skills - ie car maintenance, plumbing, electrics, decorating, woodworking, computer maintenance (don't want to have a dog and bark yourself)
A nice smile (no bad breath or smoker's teeth)
He must love catties
...well that's me shit it then! 8O :wink:
 

fly_past

Lantern Swinger
#16
rosinacarley said:
In case you men thought you were perfect, here is my list:-

Dirty fingernails and shoes
Bad mannners - I know I can open the door myself but if you do not I will not shag you
Course language - shows you are ignorant
Long hair
Those specimens who think farting and belching is a substitute for humour

What I do like in a man:-

A well kept body
A sense of humour - I am convinced my knicker elastic is somehow linked to the bit in my brain that makes me laugh
He has to have certain skills - ie car maintenance, plumbing, electrics, decorating, woodworking, computer maintenance (don't want to have a dog and bark yourself)
A nice smile (no bad breath or smoker's teeth)
He must love catties
But that wiggling bloke you have picture of has trouser burps--his trousers keep wafting!
 
#17
NZ_Bootneck said:
wet_blobby said:
sgtpepperband said:
I hate the following:

Sexist threads... :roll:
I find people who are unsure of their sexuality have the same gripe.... :dwarf:
He's into health and safety as well. :rambo:
Women who say "No you drive." then remind you of the speed limit, point out pedestrians ,cyclists and zebra crossings at least 100m away and generally backseat drive and get huffy when I say "Why didn't you fecking drive?" Oh that's no lady that's the wife. I fall for it everytime it's no wonder my hairline is receding.
NZB
Spot on there NZB. It must be universal.
 
#18
I'm really put off by...

Chewing with the mouth open :pukel:
Love of football
Poor manners
A man who's needy
A man who spends longer getting ready than me (20 minutes or more)
A man who owns a gaming machine :threaten:

I can't say this puts me off but f*ck it's irritating when he takes things apart "just to see how it works" Why would do you do that with everything with moving parts? Oh and the engineers who built the blasted thing probably know more that you about that particular part since that is what they do. They probably know feck all about reactors since that is what you do.

And breathe...............
 
#19
Women who use drive thru cash point (ATM) machines as follows:

1 Drive up to cash machine.
2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine.
3 Re-start the stalled engine.
4 Wind down the window.
5 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
6 Locate make-up bag and check make-up in rear view mirror.
7 Attempt to insert card into machine.
8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its distance from the car.
9 Insert card.
10 Insert card the right way up.
11 Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page
12 Enter PIN.
13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
14 Enter amount of cash required.
15 Re-check make up in rear view mirror.
16 Retrieve cash and receipt.
17 Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside.
18 Place receipt in back of cheque book.
19 Re-check make-up again.
20 Drive forwards 2 meters.
21 Reverse back to cash machine.
22 Retrieve card.
23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
24 Re-check make-up.
25 Restart stalled engine and pull off.
26 Drive for 3 to 4 miles.
27 Release hand brake.

Nutty
 
#20
wet_blobby said:
Girlie bits....they complain that we are always fiddling with our todgers..imagine how much fun we'd have if issued with t1ts and a fanny?
You can have my moobs any day - but I warn you mine are growing and in need of lopping off in the future! They do have have a nice feel and I have let the odd bloke suck them, but personally I prefer a nice pair of soft, masculine, smooth bum cheeks. Note I said smooth - ie NOT hairy! The other variety of cheeks must have fur.

Rosie: is Course language the way people talk on OU tutorials? Personally I love both course and coarse language. :biggrin: ....head & ears covered to protect from high velocity handbag! ;)
 

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