What really pisses me off

LaurenMc

Lantern Swinger
#1
Got into a drunken heated debate with a friend who's in the army.

"Why don't you do something useful like join the army?"

Why do little army monkeys think they're so much better than the navy?

Anyway.... Next time someone asks why the navy and not the army shit is going to hit the fan.
 

wet_blobby

War Hero
Moderator
#3
I was going to join the army once but thought "fuck it" I want to be a real soldier so I joined the Marines.

Sorry, I cant think of a reason for being a sailor..... Why didn't you join the army?
 
#6
What is this "army" you speak of?

The Marines are the Army who have been taught not to shit indoors, except the heads. They can even wash themselves now they recognise water.
Sard-ines are similar to mar-ines but not as green.
And like I posted a few weeks ago the old adage that justifies marines.
They put marines into a boat to prove the theory shit can float.:)

Hope this answers your query Wrecks.
And the great lord Seadog spoke thus:- "You may call people cocks".

Their Cocks.;-P:toothy2:
 

Blackrat

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
#7
Got into a drunken heated debate with a friend who's in the army.

"Why don't you do something useful like join the army?"

Why do little army monkeys think they're so much better than the navy?

Anyway.... Next time someone asks why the navy and not the army shit is going to hit the fan.
He makes a valid point. The army has a better uniform for one.
 

LaurenMc

Lantern Swinger
#9
I didn't want to go in the army because if they're anything like my mate then they're all nobheads (he's a self admitted tool) and I'm going in the navy because I'm a woman and can't go in the marines
 
#15
I would say go for the Army.


If you can't think for yourself.

Like being shouted at & love gardening. (Well digging holes anyway).:flower:
 

2cool

Lantern Swinger
#20
Got a friend (can't get rid) also whos in the Army , does nothing but bang on about how he hates civvy wankers, even when hes in a pub full of civvys... the guy joined the Army cause he couldn't even stick school out
 

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