What really pisses me off

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  1. Got into a drunken heated debate with a friend who's in the army.

    "Why don't you do something useful like join the army?"

    Why do little army monkeys think they're so much better than the navy?

    Anyway.... Next time someone asks why the navy and not the army shit is going to hit the fan.
     
  2. Oh.......................
     
  3. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    I was going to join the army once but thought "fuck it" I want to be a real soldier so I joined the Marines.

    Sorry, I cant think of a reason for being a sailor..... Why didn't you join the army?
     
  4. What is this "army" you speak of?
     
  5. with the risk of being called a cnut...... I think thats what stops the handy's from falling off !!!
     

  6. The Marines are the Army who have been taught not to shit indoors, except the heads. They can even wash themselves now they recognise water.
    Sard-ines are similar to mar-ines but not as green.
    And like I posted a few weeks ago the old adage that justifies marines.
    They put marines into a boat to prove the theory shit can float.:)

    Hope this answers your query Wrecks.
    And the great lord Seadog spoke thus:- "You may call people cocks".

    Their Cocks.;-P:toothy2:
     
  7. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    He makes a valid point. The army has a better uniform for one.
     
  8. Fuck off it would get right up my nose carrying a fuckin tamborine for a start, and giving free wets of tea?
    Get a Job.
     
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  9. I didn't want to go in the army because if they're anything like my mate then they're all nobheads (he's a self admitted tool) and I'm going in the navy because I'm a woman and can't go in the marines
     
  10. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    The Army are massive nobheads.

    Have you given the RAF any thought?
     
  11. No but always remember, Marines can and will try to go in you.
     
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  12. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    In the bottom as well, the filthers.
     
  13. kiwiarmy.jpg To them bastards in NZ that's the "real" way.
    This is Wet Blobby on maneuvers trying to get him some action
     
  14. Yeah looked Into it but went in and applied for the navy got my medical the 1st of feb
     
  15. I would say go for the Army.


    If you can't think for yourself.

    Like being shouted at & love gardening. (Well digging holes anyway).:flower:
     
  16. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Good show.

    Don't be too annoyed at not getting in the Army though. Not everyone has what it takes.
     
  17. Army - in the phone book under R. ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AGHHHHHHHHHH (like a machine gun).
     
  18. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    A drunken heated debate,,,,,,,,that's a new way to say a couple of steamers were talking pish.
     

  19. whats wrong with carrying a Tambourine?
     
  20. Got a friend (can't get rid) also whos in the Army , does nothing but bang on about how he hates civvy wankers, even when hes in a pub full of civvys... the guy joined the Army cause he couldn't even stick school out
     

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