What rank do you go in as?

#3
Ermmm ever heard the term "recruit"??????

Anyway what makes you so special as to miss out the rank of Private if you were to Join the Army?Are you a Royal Personage,or just a numpty?
 
#4
Okay.

Assuming I pass

my fitness test

PRMC

32 weeks of Commando training

And get that covetated green beret

I'm then a Commando, aye?

So what're you? Commando? Marine?
 
#6
andym said:
You will be Marine Bloggs.
Excellent news, young man.

Also, I've heard people moot the idea of getting 'commission' to be an officer. I have enough UCAS points to be one, but not enough GCSEs. What does the commission involve?
 

gibboe

Midshipman
#7
kinell! after you earn the covetatatatated grean beret and you go on to serve in a unit you will be a Marine, then after specialising in something or doing the JNCO Cadre and being successful you may be promoted to LCpl, then come Cpl, the Sgt, the CSgt, then WO2 then WO1.

Gibs
 
#9
Geordie88 said:
andym said:
You will be Marine Bloggs.
Excellent news, young man.

Also, I've heard people moot the idea of getting 'commission' to be an officer. I have enough UCAS points to be one, but not enough GCSEs. What does the commission involve?
You have to collect 150 Taleban headdresses and left ears to be put forward for Officer Selection.
 
#10
andym said:
Geordie88 said:
andym said:
You will be Marine Bloggs.
Excellent news, young man.

Also, I've heard people moot the idea of getting 'commission' to be an officer. I have enough UCAS points to be one, but not enough GCSEs. What does the commission involve?
You have to collect 150 Taleban headdresses and left ears to be put forward for Officer Selection.
Has anyone got away with knocking in a few tea towels from their mam's cupboard just to make up the numbers?
 
#11
Nope, you need them to be bloodsoaked so the MA can test them for voracity,if you are found cheating you get an immediate draft to the Army Catering Corps as the new Recruits Food Taster.
 

carlm

Lantern Swinger
#13
andym said:
Geordie88 said:
andym said:
You will be Marine Bloggs.
Excellent news, young man.

Also, I've heard people moot the idea of getting 'commission' to be an officer. I have enough UCAS points to be one, but not enough GCSEs. What does the commission involve?
You have to collect 150 Taleban headdresses and left ears to be put forward for Officer Selection.
Or a quicker way is to go an catch Osama bin laden :brave:
 

wet_blobby

War Hero
Moderator
#14
I managed to join as a general, unfortunatley the corps was slightly top heavy officer wise when I passed out so I was busted down to Jne/mne.....not a rank you see nowerdays...special me.....so I joined 40 cdo as MNE 2nd class, nearly as good as a general I was informed.

We had our own drivers to take us to the dose clinic, our own RSM to take us to the C.O when we fcuked up and even our own company to take the p1ss out of us.

Dig out mate...you never know what you might achieve.
 
#15
carlm said:
andym said:
Geordie88 said:
andym said:
You will be Marine Bloggs.
Excellent news, young man.

Also, I've heard people moot the idea of getting 'commission' to be an officer. I have enough UCAS points to be one, but not enough GCSEs. What does the commission involve?
You have to collect 150 Taleban headdresses and left ears to be put forward for Officer Selection.
Or a quicker way is to go an catch Osama bin laden :brave:

Carl,try to be serious here!LOL
 
#17
wet_blobby said:
I managed to join as a general, unfortunatley the corps was slightly top heavy officer wise when I passed out so I was busted down to Jne/mne.....not a rank you see nowerdays...special me.....so I joined 40 cdo as MNE 2nd class, nearly as good as a general I was informed.

We had our own drivers to take us to the dose clinic, our own RSM to take us to the C.O when we fcuked up and even our own company to take the p1ss out of us.

Dig out mate...you never know what you might achieve.
Good stuff, cheers.
 

wet_blobby

War Hero
Moderator
#19
Geordie88 said:
Okay.

Assuming I pass

my fitness test

PRMC

32 weeks of Commando training

And get that covetated green beret

I'm then a Commando, aye?

So what're you? Commando? Marine?
your called a scrote......really p1ssed me off that at the time, then I realised the company I was keeping.....awe
 
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