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What makes a Woman a Woman?

dondon

MIA
wardmaster said:
sgtpepperband said:
And just to confuse the point:



:shock:

What an enormous clitoris! ........I think..... :???:


And what Bloody Labia , lol , :wink:
 

aussiepint

War Hero
KLNA-Cessna-Jockey said:
Small feet, so they can get closer to the kitchen sink.

Causing monthly misery to men

Use of language only women understand:

WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?


WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS DICTIONARY

40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Bitch
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker

Flippin Heck Cessna!!!! Just when I was becoming convincing too!!!! :grin:
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Book Reviewer
The thing is, the guy sitting next to 'her' holding the suntan lotion hasn't even got a semi - he MUST be gay! :shock:
 

Gutaway

Midshipman
Staying in the kitchen, cleaning the sink and dishes, going the bingo, a dog collar and lead, a dog bowl for her to eat from and a dog muzzle.
 
Gutaway said:
Staying in the kitchen, cleaning the sink and dishes, going the bingo, a dog collar and lead, a dog bowl for her to eat from and a dog muzzle.

Fuck off now, there's a good teddy bear
 

josiecats

War Hero
dondon said:
josiecats said:
mmmmmm you guys forgot a lot of things tho, did you not,,
being able to make friends with out looking at their boobs...
having eye contact
able to have a hug and not think of anything else
being there for you when you have had a shite day at work
holding your head while you vomit after drinking to much
knowing instantly when your telling fibs
sitting queitly while you rage over the car not starting
and my personel fav....being able to confuse a man beyond his ability to think.......


Ah Josie I've never looked at your boobs when I'm talking to you , [only look when your not aware] , !!!!!!!!!!! :wink: :wink: mmmmmmmmm

:oops: :shock: :oops: :shock: :twisted: :shock: :twisted:
 

dondon

MIA
josiecats said:
dondon said:
josiecats said:
mmmmmm you guys forgot a lot of things tho, did you not,,
being able to make friends with out looking at their boobs...
having eye contact
able to have a hug and not think of anything else
being there for you when you have had a shite day at work
holding your head while you vomit after drinking to much
knowing instantly when your telling fibs
sitting queitly while you rage over the car not starting
and my personel fav....being able to confuse a man beyond his ability to think.......


Ah Josie I've never looked at your boobs when I'm talking to you , [only look when your not aware] , !!!!!!!!!!! :wink: :wink: mmmmmmmmm

:oops: :shock: :oops: :shock: :twisted: :shock: :twisted:



Not realy angry are you "Josie" , love you realy , good mates still ,
 

josiecats

War Hero
dondon said:
josiecats said:
dondon said:
josiecats said:
mmmmmm you guys forgot a lot of things tho, did you not,,
being able to make friends with out looking at their boobs...
having eye contact
able to have a hug and not think of anything else
being there for you when you have had a shite day at work
holding your head while you vomit after drinking to much
knowing instantly when your telling fibs
sitting queitly while you rage over the car not starting
and my personel fav....being able to confuse a man beyond his ability to think.......


Ah Josie I've never looked at your boobs when I'm talking to you , [only look when your not aware] , !!!!!!!!!!! :wink: :wink: mmmmmmmmm

:oops: :shock: :oops: :shock: :twisted: :shock: :twisted:



Not realy angry are you "Josie" , love you realy , good mates still ,

always best mates...... :twisted: :razz: :razz:
 

Stripey_G

War Hero
wardmaster said:
So, what makes a Woman a Woman?

(I'm really looking forward to this!)


They have the ability to cough and fart at the same time!!
Incredible!! :roll: :roll: :roll:
(Tried this many times and find it impossible!)
 
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