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What makes a Woman a Woman?

josiecats said:
delpower said:
What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections?
A whine and cheese party
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :shock: :shock:

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josiecats said:
mmmmmm you guys forgot a lot of things tho, did you not,,
being able to make friends with out looking at their boobs... having eye contact
able to have a hug and not think of anything else
being there for you when you have had a shite day at work
holding your head while you vomit after drinking to much
knowing instantly when your telling fibs
sitting queitly while you rage over the car not starting
and my personel fav....being able to confuse a man beyond his ability to think.......
Isn't this how you know whether or not we are brown hatters???
 

delpower

Badgeman
Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.
The one guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."
The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids."
They then asked the woman, "What are you?"
She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, F*ck, Etc." :lol:
 

josiecats

War Hero
notafourknotfudgepacker said:
josiecats said:
mmmmmm you guys forgot a lot of things tho, did you not,,
being able to make friends with out looking at their boobs... having eye contact
able to have a hug and not think of anything else
being there for you when you have had a shite day at work
holding your head while you vomit after drinking to much
knowing instantly when your telling fibs
sitting queitly while you rage over the car not starting
and my personel fav....being able to confuse a man beyond his ability to think.......
Isn't this how you know whether or not we are brown hatters???
nope us girls have our ways of findin out what you boys are,,,,, :twisted: :twisted:
 
josiecats said:
notafourknotfudgepacker said:
josiecats said:
mmmmmm you guys forgot a lot of things tho, did you not,,
being able to make friends with out looking at their boobs... having eye contact
able to have a hug and not think of anything else
being there for you when you have had a shite day at work
holding your head while you vomit after drinking to much
knowing instantly when your telling fibs
sitting queitly while you rage over the car not starting
and my personel fav....being able to confuse a man beyond his ability to think.......
Isn't this how you know whether or not we are brown hatters???
nope us girls have our ways of findin out what you boys are,,,,, :twisted: :twisted:

Do divulge...... :???:
 
JunglyDaz said:
josiecats said:
notafourknotfudgepacker said:
josiecats said:
mmmmmm you guys forgot a lot of things tho, did you not,,
being able to make friends with out looking at their boobs... having eye contact
able to have a hug and not think of anything else
being there for you when you have had a shite day at work
holding your head while you vomit after drinking to much
knowing instantly when your telling fibs
sitting queitly while you rage over the car not starting
and my personel fav....being able to confuse a man beyond his ability to think.......
Isn't this how you know whether or not we are brown hatters???
nope us girls have our ways of findin out what you boys are,,,,, :twisted: :twisted:

Do divulge...... :???:


Nothing too graphic please, or I'll throw up!
 

josiecats

War Hero
NO WAY am i going to tell you lads the things we use to find out your secrets ,,,,women of the world would find me..... and then .... ooooo you so dont wont to know what would happen.... besides if you knew all of our secrets there would be no fun finding them out :twisted: :shock:
 

dondon

MIA
josiecats said:
mmmmmm you guys forgot a lot of things tho, did you not,,
being able to make friends with out looking at their boobs...
having eye contact
able to have a hug and not think of anything else
being there for you when you have had a shite day at work
holding your head while you vomit after drinking to much
knowing instantly when your telling fibs
sitting queitly while you rage over the car not starting
and my personel fav....being able to confuse a man beyond his ability to think.......


Ah Josie I've never looked at your boobs when I'm talking to you , [only look when your not aware] , !!!!!!!!!!! :wink: :wink: mmmmmmmmm
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Book Reviewer
And just to confuse the point:



:shock:
 
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