What makes a Woman a Woman?

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  1. So, what makes a Woman a Woman?

    (I'm really looking forward to this!)
  2. I suppose having the right equipment might help.
  3. Small feet, so they can get closer to the kitchen sink.

    Causing monthly misery to men

    Use of language only women understand:


    1. Yes = No
    2. No = Yes
    3. Maybe = No
    4. We need = I want
    5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
    6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
    7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
    8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
    9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
    10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?


    40-ish - 49
    Adventurous - Slept with everyone
    Athletic - No tits
    Average looking - Ugly
    Beautiful - Pathological liar
    Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
    Emotionally secure - On medication
    Feminist - Fat
    Free spirit - Junkie
    Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
    Fun - Annoying
    New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
    Open-minded - Desperate
    Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
    Passionate - Sloppy drunk
    Professional - Bitch
    Voluptuous - Very Fat
    Large frame - Hugely Fat
    Wants Soul mate - Stalker
  4. An ability to find dirt anywhere!
  5. The ability to drag me around town for three hours only to go back to the first bloody shop we went to and buy the damn thing!!
  6. Isn't that cheating? :smile:
    So thats why when you trap the woman is always beautiful but next morning.........................................................
  7. I'm sure they are in breach of the trading standards act
  8. Its like instant pissed view!!
  9. They all look good to me. :shock:

  10. What woman actually think of MEN

    1. If a mans lips are moving, he is lying
    2. What are the qualities men look for in a woman? They breath
    3. Men are like carpet tiles, if you lay them properly first time you can walk on them for the rest of your life
    4. Women fake orgasms because men fake foreplay
    5. After God had created man, she said, “I can do better than thisâ€
    6. Husband, “Want a quickieâ€. Wife,†As opposed to whatâ€
    7. Men prefer blondes as they like intellectual company
    8. Colonel Sanders was a typical male caring only for breasts, legs and thighs
    9. What is a man with half a brain, ‘Gifted’
    10. Men want to marry virgins so they can’t be criticised
    11. Men don’t have a mid life crises as they never get past adolescence
    12. If you have a man by the balls his heart and mind will surely follow
    13. Women wear a bra when they have little to put in it. Men wear boxer shorts for they same reason
    14. Gross stupidity is 144 men in the same room
    15. Men give names to their penises because they like to be on first name basis with the one that make all the decisions in their lives
    16. God created man because she knew a vibrator could not mow the lawn
    17. Most woman would not sleep with two men because there is a limit to the incompetence they are willing to accept
    18. Men never go to the doctors as they are afraid that they may be returned as damaged goods
    19. Little boys whine because they are practicing to be men
    20. There are people you can confuse all the time, ‘MEN’
    21. Marriage is the price men pay for sex. Sex is the price woman pay for marriage
    22. A woman who aspires to be equal to men is hopelessly un-ambitious
    23. Men never cook pancakes because they are useless tossers
    24. God gave men both a brain and a penis but only sufficient blood to make one work at a time.

  11. Well I think 10 onwards have already been scientifically proven! :lol: :lol: :lol:
  12. mmmmmm you guys forgot a lot of things tho, did you not,,
    being able to make friends with out looking at their boobs...
    having eye contact
    able to have a hug and not think of anything else
    being there for you when you have had a shite day at work
    holding your head while you vomit after drinking to much
    knowing instantly when your telling fibs
    sitting queitly while you rage over the car not starting
    and my personel fav....being able to confuse a man beyond his ability to think.......
  13. You can never please them, even when you follow what they say to the letter !

    And everything Nutty has already stated.

    And what's yours is mine and what's mine is my own
  14. A PO on my last ship swore that when it came to sex with his Mrs he lived by one simple rule. If she said "No" she actually meant "Yes", and if she said "Yes" she actually meant "Anal".

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
  15. mental illness.
  16. Eh? :???: :???:
  17. What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections?
    A whine and cheese party
  18. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :shock: :shock:

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