What make of car do ******* mostly drive?

Discussion in 'Motoring' started by Nails, Jun 8, 2009.

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  1. Cos I want to be regarded as scum on the road. I delight in annoying people you see.
  2. Chauffeur driven ones (a chauffeur is a personal driver Nails)
  3. Sounds a bit gay to me. Asside from Schoffer driven cars, what next?
  4. It doesn't matter you would be a ****** in any car
  5. Good point. I like to think of nailz as one of those fcuktards that whizz about in a corsa or peugeot 206 equiped with that gash trim and a "Alpine" sticker in the back window!!
  6. A 10 year old corsa with a coke bottle on the back that makes it go brooooom! :p
  7. I drive an astra actually. Well it's got no tax or MOT now and it's in dangerously unsafe condition. That's why I need another. I was thinking maybe a BMW or a Subaru Impreza? Would that make me seem sufficently c'untish and arrogant yet at the same time be reluctantly envied?
  8. No, they would make you look like an overweight, over-the-hill rep in a mid life crisis. In fact the perfect cars for you :roll:
  9. tiddlyoggy

    tiddlyoggy War Hero Book Reviewer

    I picture you in a Chavvish, "Barry-Boy" hatchback, but I'd have to say that Beamer drivers do tend to be T***s on the road too.
  10. Probably the same naff tin box as you!
  11. Nobody can ever call me overweight or middle aged. I look like a fukin adonis.
  12. the_matelot

    the_matelot War Hero Moderator

    Get a Rover. You'd have to be a ****er to drive one of them ;)
  13. Let's see a picture then?
  14. I want to be hated not laughed at or pittied.
  15. Bum boy more like it. Ask thingy nicely and he might make you his sponge you heemer!!
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  17. Why are his posts not just deleted as soon as he posts them.

    He used to be slightly funny, now all i f'ucking read when he puts up a post is

    "blah blah, piss lips, blah blah"
  18. Fistfull that's a nice avatar FOR A TEN YEAR OLD!

    See how I just totally destroyed him right there guys?
  19. In towns/cities: any 4x4

    In the country; Tractors
  20. Haha that is actually a good point lol. I remember a story about some mental students at a uni (think it was derby that went about keying 4x4 cars because they were so against them.

    Only problem is that I don't wanna be paying for the fuel consumption of 4x4 cars and nobody has ever looked cool on a traktor.

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