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What kind of toilet paper should I take to Raleigh?

slim said:
sussex2 said:
Are you sure you are not Scouse :lol:

Certain, I'm much better looking than Scouse and far more intelligent. However Scouse and I were in the same mess at Lossiemouth in 1964. we were both on 809 Squadron at the time. :p

Yet mentally scarred by your use of Izal. Wandering off I wonder what the modern stuff does to the mascerator? A surprise they won't tell the budding stokers at Raleigh :lol: They can't learn everything in the Newbies forum :thumbright:
What type of bag to take or whether they have a mobile will seem as nothing when faced that little honey pot.
 

drewfester

Lantern Swinger
I gave my LRCC presentation at Excellent on The History of Toilet Paper (Have it on my home computer but as soon as I get home will make a copy available) Know for a fact that it has done the rounds and been copied as a mate of mine was teaching POLC and watched the exact same presentation with same pictures, slides the lot. The guy giving was eventually failed and RTU for plagerism :)
For our little Raliegh bound lad, take Andrex and be vigilient and hide it in your locker.
Good luck and Enjoy the Raliegh experience
 

Scrumpy

Lantern Swinger
I would recommend that you use Muslim toilet paper.
Every sheet has a picture of the prophet mohammed on it.
And when you wipe your arse you get to colour him in :monkey:
 

Rumrat

War Hero
drewfester said:
I gave my LRCC presentation at Excellent on The History of Toilet Paper (Have it on my home computer but as soon as I get home will make a copy available) Know for a fact that it has done the rounds and been copied as a mate of mine was teaching POLC and watched the exact same presentation with same pictures, slides the lot. The guy giving was eventually failed and RTU for plagerism :)
For our little Raliegh bound lad, take Andrex and be vigilient and hide it in your locker.
Good luck and Enjoy the Raliegh experience

Er.. its D/Lils wing's, 8O ........ I left Raleigh in 1965, but cheers I prob could still sneak in as a bit of skin (Shut the F*ck up you old B*stards) but the smell of piss might blow me cover. :oops: :cry: 8O
 

trelawney126

War Hero
[
Whilst its a forum for this kind of thing, you dont catch sensible topics like "Cheesing down t*rds, and which hand do you w*nk with being duplicated so often.
If the young un's are so switched on (hopefully) then why can they not scroll down or search the forum listings.

On thread I recommend Andrex, or failing that take a labrodor puppy and wipe your a*se on that and let it lick it off.
If you sh*t more than once a day take more pup's. :D :D :D :D[/quote]

Having watched tonights news "Boy flushes Andrex Puppy.." Some poor RR lad is now practicing what we preach..Could it be RJ's lad doing his PJT?
 
slim said:
It's my belief that being forced to use Government Property Bog Roll has wrecked my arse.
Though I am straight I suspect that due to this any career as an arse bandit (Male prostitute) that I may have wanted to persue has been wrecked.
My question is:
Do I have a case against the RN for possible lack of earnings :oops:

I suspect not, because you could have done the right thing and volunteered for boats where SLP was the standard issue.

On the subject of 'Government Prpoperty' I am sure they were not the only organisation the 'personaise' their loo paper. I suppose it was because they had not yet developed the vandal proof dispensors we have today.
 

slim

War Hero
I did volunteer for boats Maxi but was turned down. seemed that a Wafu on a boat would have been a bit of a luxury. :p
 

Rumrat

War Hero
slim said:
I did volunteer for boats Maxi but was turned down. seemed that a Wafu on a boat would have been a bit of a luxury. :p

They was a bit of nuisance on skimmers too. :D :D :D :oops:
 

Seaweed

War Hero
Book Reviewer
Odd, Pusser's Brown doesn't seem to get a mention. Must be a thread for youngsters only.
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
You should use Scotchbrite, clears away all klinkers and klingons and brushes your a*se hairs in a uniform direction 8O
 

slim

War Hero
WreckerL said:
You should use Scotchbrite, clears away all klinkers and klingons and brushes your a*se hairs in a uniform direction 8O

Can't get hold of it these days Wrecker, the lady sailors have commandeered it to use during their ON week. They reckon it polishes the pubes really well and makes for brighter periods. :p
 

Rumrat

War Hero
WreckerL said:
You should use Scotchbrite, clears away all klinkers and klingons and brushes your a*se hairs in a uniform direction 8O

I love a lassie,
A bonny black madra'sy
She's as pure as the heather in the glen,

She cleans her teeth with charcoal,
And safkaroo's her ars*hole
Lilly my Bombay dear.

Yes I know its not politically correct, it should be,

Mumbai 8O :D :D :D
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
slim said:
WreckerL said:
You should use Scotchbrite, clears away all klinkers and klingons and brushes your a*se hairs in a uniform direction 8O

Can't get hold of it these days Wrecker, the lady sailors have commandeered it to use during their ON week. They reckon it polishes the pubes really well and makes for brighter periods. :p

:D :D
 
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