What it means to be British

Gombear

War Hero
Capn_Pugwash said:
As a good Jockenese, can I put a bit of stick about by reminding all you north of England fans that the border between Scotland and England used to meet the sea somewhere about Morecambe Bay!!

We obviously gave "Cumbria" back to the English as a gesture of goodwill, having enough scenery etc in Scotland, and England not having any (Very Flat, Norfolk, N.Coward)

(Taking Cover)

Scotland? Where's that then?
 
Gombear said:
Capn_Pugwash said:
As a good Jockenese, can I put a bit of stick about by reminding all you north of England fans that the border between Scotland and England used to meet the sea somewhere about Morecambe Bay!!

We obviously gave "Cumbria" back to the English as a gesture of goodwill, having enough scenery etc in Scotland, and England not having any (Very Flat, Norfolk, N.Coward)

(Taking Cover)

Scotland? Where's that then?

Its the roof on top of England that is suppose to keep the rain out and fails miserabley to do that very well.

Nutty
 

stirling2

Banned
Nutty said:
stirling said:
Only two peoples reside in England.....
Yorkshiremen and those that wish they were . :thumright:


..stands by for incoming !!


:toilet: :tp: The North, of which Yorkshire is part of apparently, is the bit past the Watford Gap heading towards the North Pole. Full of Scousers, Jocks, Tykes, Yorky Bars, ferrets, clogs and dark Satanic Mills. Its only bright spot being Newcastle and Gateshead possibly the greatest run ashore in the whole world.

Do you really think that anyone who comes from the south where not only do the majority of the population live but where they earn the majority of the income for UK PLC would really want to to go to Yorkshire to live or want to claim any Northern birthright.

Just make sure you have your flat cap on next time you go down to check the pigeons you seem to be getting a touch of the sun to the head.

Nutty


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