0800 Woken with tea & bikkies by steward.
0801 Bollock steward because tea too hot
0802 Steward finishes blowing on tea to cool it.
0805 Steward lays out clothing for days activities.
0830 Finished showering and dressing, get steward to knot tie and tie shoes.
0845 Breakfast, but its finished. Remind steward who you are a demand he gets you substinence, after all you are a pilot and do need food.
0915 Finish Breakfast
0930 Read daily newspapers call steward ask for coffee.
1000 Jump into Porsche and drive the mile to squadron
1100 Briefing on sorte
1130 Ask mate what briefing was about because you had been drooling over the wren who threw herself at you last night.
1200 Sign for aircraft and carry out sorte
1300 Return aircraft sign A700 Place aircraft unserviceable, nothing wrong with it but you like to see the maintainers kept busy.
1330 Coffee and chat with other steely eyed pilots about who got the most totty last night.
1400 Meeting with senior pilot to explain why you were humping his wren last night.
1430 Offer to let senior pilot watch next time, part as best of friends.
1500 Into Porsche back to wardroom for tea and stickies.
1600 Had a knackering day so tell steward to turn bed down as you're going to have a couple of hours kip.
1900 Arise, shower and change for dinner.
2000 Dinner get fined a round of drinks for misbehaving.
2100 Meet wren from last night
2200 Sneak wren into cabin
2230 Invite senior pilot around, a promise is a promise.
2359 Kick wren out of bed with the excuse that you have another hard day tomorrow.