WHAT IF RUMRATION DID GOVERNMENT?

Blood ? ... Blood ??

8O

I bin watching CSI and NCIS (anchor faced .......) and there is ways of doing it without the bodily fluids being spilt..

:twisted:
 

FlagWagger

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whitemouse said:
Blood ? ... Blood ??

8O

I bin watching CSI and NCIS (anchor faced .......) and there is ways of doing it without the bodily fluids being spilt..

:twisted:
Just send the condemned to Colingrad for a few Death by Powerpoint sessions.... :)
 
FlagWagger said:
whitemouse said:
Blood ? ... Blood ??

8O

I bin watching CSI and NCIS (anchor faced .......) and there is ways of doing it without the bodily fluids being spilt..

:twisted:
Just send the condemned to Colingrad for a few Death by Powerpoint sessions.... :)
FlagWagger, you'd be Minister of Communications

I though the RN could pack New Entries off to their local SCC - they'd probably get more discipline and leave more robust than going to the R-place - and there'd be no nonsense about using mobile telephony in uniform! :D We'd be kind though, and give 'em a pair of semaphore flags to practice with!
 

the_matelot

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Always_a_Civvy said:
The_Matelot as Minister of Geriatrics
Does my appointment make me in charge of the RAF as well then?

First law I would draft would be that anyone over the age of 50 is banned from driving! :wink:
 

come_the_day

Lantern Swinger
I'm just amazed that, given SF's recognition of the spread of opinion on RR, that anyone could think that we could work together enough to form a group of lying bastards like a government. Our strength is that we do not dissemble, but tell it as we see it.

I have never been and could never be a socialist in the British format, although some of my leanings are definitely communist, but Clair Short's suggestion about any government having to be a coalition of the parties, rather than of a single party, is a better prospect than anything the last several decades has given us.

Having said all that, I'd like the portfolio for useless, contribution-free junkets in warm, foreign lands!
 
Come-the-Day would be Chairman of the Foreign Affairs Select Committee.

Wire me £10,000 and I'll make sure King Dunkers awards you a 'K' for Services to Ingenuity.
 

mazza_magoo

Lantern Swinger
Maxi_77 said:
AAC thanks for suggesting that I be chancellor, but you haven't seen the state of my bank account, I would far rather be leader of her majesty's loyal opposition, wher I can cause trouble and still get good bucks for doing it.

Peter
well peter, as i too seem to have been relegated to the back benches, can i defect to your party and become a shadow minister? shadow of my former self will do... 8O
 

FlagWagger

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mazza_magoo said:
well peter, as i too seem to have been relegated to the back benches, can i defect to your party and become a shadow minister? shadow of my former self will do... 8O
I notice a distinct lack of part-timers in the goverment - obviously we're all too busy with our real lives to get involved fully :lol:
 
Peter's Shadow Cabinet...

Maxi as Leader of the RR Oppos

MM as Shadow of his Former Self

Beer Bad as Shadow Booze Minister

The Shotley Shadow as Himself

The Shadows performing live...
 
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Enough of the male only slots.......................give the women a good role and if I hear 'the kitchen' or 1940's larky, I'll come for you all :twisted:
 

FlagWagger

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Jenny_Dabber said:
Enough of the male only slots.......................give the women a good role and if I hear 'the kitchen' or 1940's larky, I'll come for you all :twisted:
So I guess you're not interested in the Ministry for Jam Making, Flower Arraning and Doyley Folding?
 
Dear me FW, you are not very skilled at body language are you? I can tell that little icon means that if you so much as repeat that suggestion I will personally put distance between you and your family jewels, I will then tar and feather you before feeding you feet first to a herd of hungry sharks.
 

FlagWagger

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AAC,

In the light of my recent posts in this thread, can I request to be considered as Head of the Diplomatic Branch? :)
 
And the Manifesto?
Rum to be reintroduced immediatley at double the ration.
Allservicemen to have salaries trebled and tax free, The RN to recieve an extra allowance of £100 per week Hard Lying Money.
All crap Ports to be missed out whilst on a Foreign.
All serving females to be made redundant, when time expired, present ones on ships to be assigned to Laundry duties Ironing And cooking, Seven bell leave only to those that do a turn.(Female)

All immigration to cease and those here illegally to be sent back at once.
All gay parades to cease.
Death penalty to be reintroduced for whatever takes your fancy at the time.
All Old Age Pensioners who are EX RN, to have pensions of £50,000 a year tax free to rise by 10% per annum
Rum Ration to be the only NEWS to be given to the public.
All teachers be taught to read and write and to teach.
All members of Rum Ration are requested to add their bits in accordance with their communities and constituencies.
 
AAC

I will throw my cap in the ring as Foreign Secretary. Then I could tell:

Bush, Putin and Chirack to go F*ck themselves.
Withdraw from Iraq and Afganistan,
Join the Euro Zone so my pension does not lose value by changing from
GBPounds to Euro's. Unless you pay me in Euro's
Withdraw from EC
Rebuild the Old Empire links.
Have a truly Independent Foreign Policy
Get rid of all non tactical Nuclear weapons
Replace Bomber Boats with New D/es with modern closed cycle type
propulsion.


Thats a start

Nutty
 
Flag Wagger, you haven't quite the foot-in-mouth skills of Dabs on a bad day, but you can be our Ambassador to the States and President Condi Rice.

Higgy, to add to the manifesto...

Gays don't need to march anymore because they have equal rights with the straights and bad mouthed Muslims who demand stonings have been transported for life to the Outer Hebrides.

Anyone whose served in the RN, RNR, RNVR, RNAS or RNXS can retire immediately on a tax free pension of £100K with a free tot of rum every day for life!

White Duck suits are reintroduced for all trainees in the RN.

Civvies to be banished from instructing recruits and roughy tuffy NCOs restored to their rightful position - but should behave responsibly and tuck up recruits into their hammocks at night and read them bedtime stories of daring do.

Submariners to be required to shower daily and hang their washing out to dry on the flight-deck of the new Ag class boats.

Reopen all service hospitals.

Give POGIs their brains and toggles back!

Officers to polish the deck every Saturday for JRs Sunday Rounds.

Kit musters to be abolished!!! (Andyman to be awarded 25/- compensation for being given grief)

Pussers Rum, Whisky and Real Ale will become our national drinks (milk for Juniors of course) and Hammycheesyeggy mounted on elephants feet all smothered in baked beans, will become our national dish

Our national anthem will be the Oggie Song.

Our Capital city will relocate from London to its natural home: Pompey. Regional Parliaments will be established in HMS Caledonia, HMS Sheep Dip (inside the new rugby stadium) and HMS Magennis (located inside the Bushmills distillery).

And Nutty, you won't need Euros anymore as the EU will adopt Sterling, English will become the Common language througout the union and the World will be governed by Parliaments of Matelots, both real and imaginary :lol:
 
Always_a_Civvy said:
Flag Wagger, you haven't quite the foot-in-mouth skills of Dabs on a bad day, but you can be our Ambassador to the States and President Condi Rice.

Higgy, to add to the manifesto...

Gays don't need to march anymore because they have equal rights with the straights and bad mouthed Muslims who demand stonings have been transported for life to the Outer Hebrides.

Anyone whose served in the RN, RNR, RNVR, RNAS or RNXS can retire immediately on a tax free pension of £100K with a free tot of rum every day for life!

White Duck suits are reintroduced for all trainees in the RN.

Civvies to be banished from instructing recruits and roughy tuffy NCOs restored to their rightful position - but should behave responsibly and tuck up recruits into their hammocks at night and read them bedtime stories of daring do.

Submariners to be required to shower daily and hang their washing out to dry on the flight-deck of the new Ag class boats.

Reopen all service hospitals.

Give POGIs their brains and toggles back!

Officers to polish the deck every Saturday for JRs Sunday Rounds.

Kit musters to be abolished!!! (Andyman to be awarded 25/- compensation for being given grief)

Pussers Rum, Whisky and Real Ale will become our national drinks (milk for Juniors of course) and Hammycheesyeggy mounted on elephants feet all smothered in baked beans, will become our national dish

Our national anthem will be the Oggie Song.

Our Capital city will relocate from London to its natural home: Pompey. Regional Parliaments will be established in HMS Caledonia, HMS Sheep Dip (inside the new rugby stadium) and HMS Magennis (located inside the Bushmills distillery).

And Nutty, you won't need Euros anymore as the EU will adopt Sterling, English will become the Common language througout the union and the World will be governed by Parliaments of Matelots, both real and imaginary :lol:
STEVE YOU ARE A GENIUS AND WILL BE MADE LIFE PRESIDENT AND BENIGN DICTATOR OF THE UK


Yer 'umble servant

Nutty
 

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