WHAT IF RUMRATION DID GOVERNMENT?

#21
Always_a_Civvy said:
UA as First Lord of the Admiralty

Dunkers as King Dunkers I

Andy as Minister of Health, Pharmaceuticals and Train Spotters

AAC as Keeper of the Golden Rivet

Geoffrey as Waltcatcher to the King

Nutty as Home Secretary and Defender of Liberal Fundimentalism

Jenny_D as Archbishop of Canterbury

Dabs as Head of the Diplomatic Corps

Janner as Principal Submariner to the Realm

Greenie as Minister of Energy

Geoff_Wessex as Royal Yachtmaster

Higgy as PM

Lingy as Foreign Secretary

Maxi (a safe pair of hands) as Chancellor of the Exechequer

Sandy as Minister of Teenagers

Rosie as Lord Chancellor

The PO Stoker as her Trainbearer

Nicks as Deputy PM

The_Matelot as Minister of Geriatrics

Gray as Emeritus Professor of Life, the Universe and Everything

SF as Mr.Speaker

Womps as Secretary of State for Social Security

Imom as Chief Manual Life Jacket Inflatability Tester

dt018a9667 as Beer Bosun

Slim as Minister of Gays

WarMonger as Peace Envoy to the UN.....
Oh yes please. But could I have a grander title. May be minister for distilleries and breweries. Oh happy days.
 

Dabs

Lantern Swinger
#23
SILVER_FOX said:
The one thing I’ve noted in the time that I’ve been subscribing to this wonderful site is the wide range of opinions that exist between us.

Supposing that, in an alternate reality, we had to form a government from our ranks. Who would we put up as Prime Minister? Who would tale prezza’s job? Chancellor anyone?

This is not a competition – it’s just for fun. I'm not suggesting a coup or anything - primarily because only Lingyai has any experience in those matters. I’ll start with:

Minister for Health - Andym?
Minister for the Navy – Nutty?
Foreign Office – Lingyai?

Anymore for anymore? :roll:

SF
Wonderful site? You must have been a right sprog when you put that one in. Brown nosed comes to mind, but I can't think why at the moment. :lol:

I would volunteer Paddy Colbert for Prime Minister, in his absence, because he was the most honest alcoholic I have ever come across. That's probably why he died 31 years ago, but then again, I did say in his absence. Nevertheless, if he had lived and had heard of this site, I'm sure he would have joined it. As for Prezza, who's that? Bye the way, I'm new around here.

This is not a competition – it’s just for fun. In which case, how about:

Minister for Health - The Managing Director of Porton Down.
Minister for the Navy – Edward Heath, he used to have a yacht. Morning Cloud I do believe.
Foreign Office – Don Quixote

You didn't say that they had to be members of Rum Rat and I'm sure that all of the above mentioned would be painfully aware of
 

Dabs

Lantern Swinger
#24
Dabs said:
SILVER_FOX said:
The one thing I’ve noted in the time that I’ve been subscribing to this wonderful site is the wide range of opinions that exist between us.

Supposing that, in an alternate reality, we had to form a government from our ranks. Who would we put up as Prime Minister? Who would tale prezza’s job? Chancellor anyone?

This is not a competition – it’s just for fun. I'm not suggesting a coup or anything - primarily because only Lingyai has any experience in those matters. I’ll start with:

Minister for Health - Andym?
Minister for the Navy – Nutty?
Foreign Office – Lingyai?

Anymore for anymore? :roll:

SF
Wonderful site? You must have been a right sprog when you put that one in. Brown nosed comes to mind, but I can't think why at the moment. :lol:

I would volunteer Paddy Colbert for Prime Minister, in his absence, because he was the most honest alcoholic I have ever come across. That's probably why he died 31 years ago, but then again, I did say in his absence. Nevertheless, if he had lived and had heard of this site, I'm sure he would have joined it. As for Prezza, who's that? Bye the way, I'm new around here.

This is not a competition – it’s just for fun. In which case, how about:

Minister for Health - The Managing Director of Porton Down.
Minister for the Navy – Edward Heath, he used to have a yacht. Morning Cloud I do believe.
Foreign Office – Don Quixote

You didn't say that they had to be members of Rum Rat and I'm sure that all of the above mentioned would be painfully aware of
OOP's. slip of the 'Enter' key there shipmates.

Now what was I on about? :?
 
#25
Dabs wrote: Wonderful site? You must have been a right sprog when you put that one in. Brown nosed comes to mind, but I can't think why at the moment.

So I embellish the truth a little. I'm trying to establish a Government here so that's standard practice. :wink:

Haven't been called a spring for many a year. :D Thanks mate - might need some hair colouring to pull it off.

SF
 
#26
Always wrote:

UA as First Lord of the Admiralty

Dunkers as King Dunkers I

Andy as Minister of Health, Pharmaceuticals and Train Spotters

AAC as Keeper of the Golden Rivet

etc, etc.


Looks like andy m got it right first time when he suggested Always for Minister of Information!! :lol:

SF
 
#27
AAC Wrote,
UA as First Lord of the Admiralty

Dunkers as King Dunkers I

Andy as Minister of Health, Pharmaceuticals and Train Spotters

AAC as Keeper of the Golden Rivet

Geoffrey as Waltcatcher to the King

Nutty as Home Secretary and Defender of Liberal Fundimentalism

Jenny_D as Archbishop of Canterbury

Dabs as Head of the Diplomatic Corps

Janner as Principal Submariner to the Realm

Greenie as Minister of Energy

Geoff_Wessex as Royal Yachtmaster

Higgy as PM

Lingy as Foreign Secretary

Maxi (a safe pair of hands) as Chancellor of the Exechequer

Sandy as Minister of Teenagers

Rosie as Lord Chancellor

The PO Stoker as her Trainbearer

Nicks as Deputy PM

The_Matelot as Minister of Geriatrics

Gray as Emeritus Professor of Life, the Universe and Everything

SF as Mr.Speaker

Womps as Secretary of State for Social Security

Imom as Chief Manual Life Jacket Inflatability Tester

dt018a9667 as Beer Bosun

Slim as Minister of Gays

Brigham as Minister of Yoof

WarMonger as Peace Envoy to the UN.....
Oh ok, I'll go and sit on the back benches then................ :cry:
RoofRat
:wink:
 
#29
AAC thanks for suggesting that I be chancellor, but you haven't seen the state of my bank account, I would far rather be leader of her majesty's loyal opposition, wher I can cause trouble and still get good bucks for doing it.

Peter
 
#30
Always_a_Civvy said:
UA as First Lord of the Admiralty
...................... WarMonger as Peace Envoy to the UN.....
Can I be Lord Chief High Executioner... please...pretty please.... I promise to be extra exceptional at my job..... :D
 
#31
whitemouse said:
Always_a_Civvy said:
UA as First Lord of the Admiralty
...................... WarMonger as Peace Envoy to the UN.....
Can I be Lord Chief High Executioner... please...pretty please.... I promise to be extra exceptional at my job..... :D
OK, but on your head be it.......
 
#32
List updated... If I've missed you out, please don't toss me in the drink :lol:... not yet, anyhow!

UA as First Lord of the Admiralty - alias Sir

Dunkers (Hontrog) as King Dunkers I (and Skipper of the Mighty AG)

Andy as Minister of Health, Pharmaceuticals and Train Spotters

AAC as Keeper of the Golden Rivet and Master of the Walts

Geoffrey as Waltcatcher to the King - alias The Master

Nutty as Home Secretary and Defender of Liberal Fundimentalism

Junior Jenny (Hontrog) as Veterans Minister

Dabs as Head of the Diplomatic Corps

Janner as Principal Submariner to the Realm

Greenie as Minister of Energy

Geoff_Wessex as Royal Yachtmaster alias Chief Shirtlifter Detector

Higgy as PM (naturally)

Lingy as Foreign Secretary

Maxi as Leader of the Oppos

Sandygib as Minister against Teenage Sons

Rosie as Lord Chancellor and Keeper of the Privy Sporran

The PO Stoker as her Trainbearer

Vince as Principal Parliamentary Cat

Nicks as Deputy PM and Cabinet Croquet and Boxing Champion

The_Matelot as Minister of Geriatrics alias Old Hands Bane

Gray as Emeritus Professor of Life, the Universe and Everything

SF as Mr.Speaker

Womps as Secretary of State for Social Security

Imom as Cabinet Chief Manual Life Jacket Inflatability Tester

dt018a9667 as Secretary of State for Breweries, Distilleries and Vineyards alias The DTs

Slim as Minister for Promoting Sex

Brigham as Minister of Yoof

WarMonger as Peace Envoy to the UN

RoofRat as Minister for Transport

Streaky as Loyal Minister of the Heads

Whitemouse as Lord Chief High Executioner to the Court of King Dunkers

Percey as Minister of Information

And a cast of Backbenchers, Peers, etc.
 
#33
Always_a_Civvy said:
List updated... If I've missed you out, please don't toss me in the drink :lol:... not yet, anyhow!

UA as First Lord of the Admiralty - alias Sir

Dunkers as King Dunkers I (and Skipper of the Mighty AG)

Andy as Minister of Health, Pharmaceuticals and Train Spotters

AAC as Keeper of the Golden Rivet

Geoffrey as Waltcatcher to the King - alias The Master

Nutty as Home Secretary and Defender of Liberal Fundimentalism

Junior Jenny as Archbishop of Canterbury

Dabs as Head of the Diplomatic Corps

Janner as Principal Submariner to the Realm

Greenie as Minister of Energy

Geoff_Wessex as Royal Yachtmaster alias Chief Shirtlifter Detector

Higgy as PM (naturally)

Lingy as Foreign Secretary

Maxi as Leader of the Oppos

Sandygib as Minister against Teenage Sons

Rosie as Lord Chancellor and Keeper of the Privy Sporran

The PO Stoker as her Trainbearer

Vince as Principal Parliamentary Cat

Nicks as Deputy PM and Cabinet Croquet and Boxing Champion

The_Matelot as Minister of Geriatrics alias Old Hands Bane

Gray as Emeritus Professor of Life, the Universe and Everything

SF as Mr.Speaker

Womps as Secretary of State for Social Security

Imom as Cabinet Chief Manual Life Jacket Inflatability Tester

dt018a9667 as Secretary of State for Breweries, Distilleries and Vineyards alias The DTs

Slim as Minister of Gays

Brigham as Minister of Yoof

WarMonger as Peace Envoy to the UN

RoofRat as Minister for Transport

Streaky as Loyal Minister of the Heads

Whitemouse as Lord Chief High Executioner to the Court of King Dunkers

Percey as Minister of Information

And a cast of Backbenchers, Peers, etc.
Many thanks for your vote of confidence Peter, however if I were minister for gays the first thing I would do would be ban the gay pride marches. What goes on behind closed doors between consenting adults is one thing In your face homosexuality is another.
I would like to be considered for the position of Minister for the reduction of social security payments.

We are still short of a minister for the Homo office

One thing so far nobody has suggested a name for this new party which will of course win hands down at the next erection.
 
#34
Jenny_D as Archbishop of Canterbury
Hell no! Spent my youth in a catholic convent, I ain't ever going back........DO YOU HEAR ME!

Now lets scrub that idea and put me in some like Chief of staff, defence or something that I can clamp down on and control.....ops, did I say control? Bad me :twisted:
 
#36
Always wrote: List updated... If I've missed you out, please don't toss me in the drink ... not yet, anyhow!

There are [currently] 1805 (what a great year) RR members so, yeah, I think you missed a few mate. :roll:

SF
 
#37
SILVER_FOX said:
Always wrote: List updated... If I've missed you out, please don't toss me in the drink ... not yet, anyhow!

There are [currently] 1805 (what a great year) RR members so, yeah, I think you missed a few mate. :roll:

SF
I've just entered those who I encounter regularly... The rest are needed as backbenchers, members of the Upper House and Courtiers to the Royal Household, etc.
 
#39
SILVER_FOX said:
... and the opposition could be ARRSE with the RAF lot third in line (again) cause no one takes them seriously anyway.

SF
To ensure that things are done proper I think we should provide the opposition as well, there is absolutely no point in spreading such influence too widely. As a result of course what ever happens RR will always be in power

Peter
 
#40
Lingyai said:
whitemouse said:
Always_a_Civvy said:
UA as First Lord of the Admiralty
...................... WarMonger as Peace Envoy to the UN.....
Can I be Lord Chief High Executioner... please...pretty please.... I promise to be extra exceptional at my job..... :D
OK, but on your head be it.......
Whitemouse,

Please warn me before you draw any blood with that hefty executioners cutlass of yours, so I can cover my eyes. I'd hate the embarassment of publically falling face down on the deck (fainting) at the sight of blood - as I did at school once! :oops:

AAC
 

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