WHAT IF RUMRATION DID GOVERNMENT?

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  1. The one thing I’ve noted in the time that I’ve been subscribing to this wonderful site is the wide range of opinions that exist between us.

    Supposing that, in an alternate reality, we had to form a government from our ranks. Who would we put up as Prime Minister? Who would tale prezza’s job? Chancellor anyone?

    This is not a competition – it’s just for fun. I'm not suggesting a coup or anything - primarily because only Lingyai has any experience in those matters. I’ll start with:

    Minister for Health - Andym?
    Minister for the Navy – Nutty?
    Foreign Office – Lingyai?

    Anymore for anymore? :roll:

    SF
     
  2. Could I be the Lord Chancellor or whatever he is called this week?
     
  3. Granted - your Ladyship. Comes with a whip and large cheque.

    SF
     
  4. I vote for Chief Whip going to Rosy!

    Minister for Food to Bongobilly!
     
  5. Uncle Albert......Spin Doctor
     
  6. Minister for Information AAC
     
  7. Home Office .. Jenny Dabber
     
  8. Sprog to the House... me?
     
  9. I'll be anything you like so long as I have to resign after having a sordid affair with.......
     
  10. Minister for Justice (Law & Order)...please!!!

    Criminals beware the stocks await!!!
     
  11. Can I be minister for "re-education" :twisted:
     
  12. Me sports minister, Croquet an all that
     
  13. Me, Minister i/c withdrawing from the European Union. :lol:
    RoofRat
     
  14. Minister Without Portfolio for me!

    That means I can have my snout in the trough without actually bothering to look as though I'm doing anything.
     
  15. FlagWagger

    FlagWagger Book Reviewer

    Aren't croquet and boxing within the remit of the Deputy PM?
     

  16. And bagging off out of watch! :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  17. I want some thing lawful!

    Chief of staff is good enough for me, thanks!
     
  18. Jawohl,Mein fuhrer! :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  19. Steve ACC for Prime minister as he`s the nearest thing we`ve got to Maggie Thatcher.

    And Dabs for Home Secretary, 8O zero tolerance !!


    .............
     
  20. UA as First Lord of the Admiralty

    Dunkers as King Dunkers I

    Andy as Minister of Health, Pharmaceuticals and Train Spotters

    AAC as Keeper of the Golden Rivet

    Geoffrey as Waltcatcher to the King

    Nutty as Home Secretary and Defender of Liberal Fundimentalism

    Jenny_D as Archbishop of Canterbury

    Dabs as Head of the Diplomatic Corps

    Janner as Principal Submariner to the Realm

    Greenie as Minister of Energy

    Geoff_Wessex as Royal Yachtmaster

    Higgy as PM

    Lingy as Foreign Secretary

    Maxi (a safe pair of hands) as Chancellor of the Exechequer

    Sandy as Minister of Teenagers

    Rosie as Lord Chancellor

    The PO Stoker as her Trainbearer

    Nicks as Deputy PM

    The_Matelot as Minister of Geriatrics

    Gray as Emeritus Professor of Life, the Universe and Everything

    SF as Mr.Speaker

    Womps as Secretary of State for Social Security

    Imom as Chief Manual Life Jacket Inflatability Tester

    dt018a9667 as Beer Bosun

    Slim as Minister of Gays

    Brigham as Minister of Yoof

    WarMonger as Peace Envoy to the UN.....
     

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